There’s always something to howl about.

Eat you hearts out, social mediocrities: I’m a six-figure TwitWit.

From my PhoenixBargains Twitter account:

Doesn’t count, of course. It’s all software, and you can be assured I waste not one second of my time documenting my belches.

Why do I do it? I could name some nebulously plausible benefits, but this is the truth:

I do it because I think it’s funny, and because I can.