Me, this morning, at LinkedIn:

The words that are going to matter, when all this #iBuyer nonsense all blows up, are: “Agency with an interest.”

“Totally not a clown! In fact, someday soon I’ll be the guest of honor at thousands of lawsuits!”

Real estate brokers are fiduciary. They are obliged as agents to put the interests of their clients ahead of all others – including their own.

Translation: They don’t get to gull their clients to their own benefit, the way other marketers can.

iBuyer with an upgrade? iBuyer with an bridge loan? iBuyer with an upsell to a traditional listing instead?

In which of those scenarios is the iBuyer not blatantly self-dealing.

Want an easy test? Quoting me again, on a huge host of real estate agency issues: “If you have a preference, you have a problem.”

There’s the broker’s duty of supervision in there somewhere, too, but that just seems comical.

In due course, the Designated Brokers at the Realty.bots are going to look a lot like cops this Summer: Fallguys for ploddingly predatory poindexters.

None so deserving, fellas. Unlike the billionaires who made you their bitch, you know the law.