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“Heaven is a place called ‘Supermarket Dog Park.’ It’s not in California.”

“California Dreamin’” of what, precisely? Sad to say, the Golden State is badly tarnished. The good news? The Ants will emigrate.

Forbes: Here’s Why The California Real Estate Market Is Hot. CTRL-F ‘riot’; not found.

Amy Alkon: L.A.’s Failed Homeless Policies Turned My Home Into a Prison.

New York Post: This city just banned candy from supermarket checkout aisles. 1. No bigger problems just now? 2. Shut down the concession stand at the cinemas, too, if they’re open; that’s where their profits are, too. 3. Soon California will be Grasshoppers-only.

The Drive: There’s a Jeep Wrangler Dangling Off a Cliff in California After Some Fool Drove Up a Bike Trail.

The Federalist: Why We Can’t Have A Good Society Without Freedom.

We gave the Pooh bears some hell last night, but here is the principled anti-Pooh bear poke.