Overnight News: What do you call a general who is afraid to turn his back on his troops – whose votes he blatantly stole?

It turns out that the funniest thing about this stolen election is how many overseas military ballots were swapped from Trump to Biden. The entire owl of the Capitol complex is now set up as a giant roach motel, guarded by 30,000 troopers. Funnier still, the Pedophile Reject has ‘disarmed’ people who are trained in every form of mortal combat.

If you’re looking for good dads, the National Guard is full of them. Biden is afraid of his Secret Service details, too, with good reason. In truth, though, it is the good fathering of the men assigned to protect him who have kept China Joe alive all along.

In other news:

Rob Hahn: Why Jenna Ryan Is a Test for NAR. Stupid is as stupid does. Brokers supervise. DA’s prosecute. Babbitts should stick to babbitting.

Lee Smith: It’s Not Censorship, It’s a Coordinated Effort.

Charlie Martin: Why Was Parler Censored by Its Competitors?

Michael Barone: The left now just wants to silence conservatives — all of them.

Daniel John Sobieski: Trump’s Silenced Majority – The Voiceless, Voteless, And Canceled Governed No Longer Consent.

Andrea Widburg: As Trump exits, the left doubles down on the White supremacy lie.

The Federalist: Minority Parents Fight The Educrats Erasing Gifted Education In The Name Of ‘Antiracism’.

City Journal: What King and Others Wrought: The titanic achievements of America’s civil rights movement refute claims by the Left that the country remains “systemically racist.”