Ya think it's easy?

“Why are Labradors so good at Frisbee?!? Good grief! They snag birds right out of the sky! That’s why!”

I have a listing at 12 Days On Market – literally my worst performance in years. It’s leased, so it’s being marketed to investors only. Were it vacant, it would have gone in the first weekend.

But: Still: I may have found the top of the market.

All real estate is hyper-local, by now. The recently-riotous real estate markets were caused by last summer’s riots, which in turn were caused by the Deep State’s need to purge itself of Donald Trump. This summer is more peaceful because there is no national election this year. Black Lives won’t Matter to Democrats again until 2022 and 2024.

But cities and states that actually enforce the laws will continue to fare better than those that don’t. The Ant exodus preceded the virus and the riots, and it will continue to slowly deflate those big Grasshopper bouncy-houses going forward.

As for my seller, the world is his oyster: The house should sell now; the rent prognosis is excellent. If it doesn’t, we can withdraw it, continue to operate it as a rental home and market it again later. A producing asset and zero urgency: Waiting is painless and could turn out to be enriching.

I don’t actually understand the idea of the cat-bird seat, but I figure this must be it…

In other news:

Kerry McDonald: How Cities Are Pushing Small Daycares Out of Business.

Stephen Moore: Whatever Happened to Property Rights?

Daniel Greenfield: Meet Amazon’s Radical New CEO.

Stephen Kruiser: Manhattan Institute Offers Toolkit for Parents to Fight Back Against Woke Schools.