Ya think it's easy?

“Judging solely by appearances, bull dogs are spoiling for a fight, while hound dogs are praying for absolution.”

Yesterday at the dog park, Cleo and I met a Boerboel – a South African Mastiff. A gorgeous animal, five months old and huge. She’s going to be 150lbs, and the males get to 180.

Her person is a physician at Boswell Hospital, and he has grand Boerboel plans: He has land out in the sticks, and his goal is Boerboels abounding, with his breeding operation documented by a YouTube page. I enjoyed talking to him, not alone because he is operating from the premise that there will be a future.

My belief, defended solely by historical anecdotes and prejudice, is that all domestic dogs emerge from two prototypical breeds – Saint Hubert Hounds – Bloodhounds – and Mastiffs. Snouted dogs run down their prey where flat-faced dogs fight like big cats – well-timed leaps followed by close combat. Mastiffs pulled war wagons, and if you doubt that, put Cleo – twenty pounds of Mastiff-descendant – on a lead and see where she drags you.

She was intimidated by the Boerboel, who was in her turn intimidated by Miss Chioux. But later she demonstrated what that Mastiff form-factor can do: She ran down a Standard Poodle who started with a fifty-yard advantage. Cleo is fast, and people notice when she floors it. The Poodle didn’t know she was caught until Cleo raced past her.

And then, as every flat-faced dog must do, she panted for half-an-hour. As always, I had to carry her out of the dog park…

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Victoria Taft: How Unethical Were the Prosecutors Trying to Put Kyle Rittenhouse in Prison? Let Us Count the Ways…

Thomas Lifson: Kyle Rittenhouse Did NOT Get a Fair Trial.