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Supplanting the National Association of Realtors will turn it into a toothless vampire overnight

The Minnesota Association of Realtors went on another foot-shooting expedition yesterday, again calling for paid-up members of the statewide trade group to quit the business so other paid-up members can earn more money. I made fun of them the last time they did this, and I could easily have another go at them tonight.

But: Here’s the thing: What good would it do? After money, criticism is the best gift you can have from the marketplace, but many people don’t know how to respect that kind of wealth. They suck at what they do and they intend to go on sucking, and if you point out what they’re doing wrong, they puff up into an outraged defensive posture and try to portray you as the bad guy.

Even worse, the NAR hierarchy seems to self-select for mental and moral midgets, mealy-mouthed morons, minds enmired in mush, utterly incapable of conceiving that the only emotion they inspire among the membership is a tepid sort of revulsion. There is no sport in making fun of them. It literally is like picking on actual retardates. It’s not funny, it’s cruel.

Plus which, criticism, even raucously funny criticism, is not what’s needed. Here is the full and final cure to the problem posed by the National Association of Realtors, along with every rancid state and local branch:

Supplantation.

Not replacement. We can’t get rid of it, no more than we can get rid of the cartel-creating real estate licensing laws the NAR foisted off on an unsuspecting public. We can’t kill this vampire, no matter how much blood-sucking havoc it wreaks. But we can rob it of all its power.

How? By supplanting it. Just as the NAR seeks to elevate Realtors — dues-paying members — above mere licensees, we can create another, higher organization to deprive mere Realtors of any valuable marketing cachet.

This is something the Council of Residential Specialists could have done, but it, like REBAC, is nothing more than a lap-dog of the NAR. The real estate broker’s level of licensing could have and should have meant something serious, but, if anything, it’s an even worse joke than the salesperson’s license.

What is needed is an analogue to the Underwriters Laboratories for residential real estate agents, an objectively determined standard of excellence — hard to get, easy to lose, and impossible, ultimately, to do business without.

Do you see? By marketing to this much higher standard of care, and by promoting that standard of care to the public, we will essentially eliminate every lower category of licensee. They can scrap over the scrub business, but every duly diligent buyer or seller will opt for a certified practitioner — in exactly the same way that only fools buy electrical equipment lacking the UL seal.

Given where we are technologically, this can be a hugely rigorous, essentially real-time certification process. Transaction histories and reputation-management come together under one roof, with mediation of conflicts and on-demand search of a practitioner’s history. This is so much more than the state licensing authorities are doing, and, of course, the many-tentacled NAR is doing virtually nothing to police for bad behavior.

I believe in capitalism, not as an economic policy but as a moral philosophy. Perfect justice is a piece rate and a toll road: You are rewarded for what you actually do, and you pay for the values you actually receive. A truly intelligent way of marketing real estate representation is one that celebrates and rewards good behavior — and massively penalizes vice. Structuring things that way assures that the good people will get progressively better and the bad people will get flushed out of the system with dispatch.

This is what state licensing does not do.

This is what the NAR does not do.

But this is what we can do, all on our own.

And, having done it, licensing will be understood by everyone to be a meaningless formality. And the NAR and the MLS systems will simply be crosses we will have to bear — for now.

What’s wrong with the NAR? Everything. What should we do to fix it? Nothing. All we have to do is supplant it, and the NAR will become a toothless vampire overnight.

Amend me, if you would. Tell me what I’m missing. Tell me what I could be seeing more clearly. Tell me what this thing is called, for goodness’ sakes. If you’re flush with cash and you want to throw some seed money at something that really matters to the future of real estate, I’d love to talk. I am not the committee type, and I am not the campaigning type, but this seems to me to be a chance to make an enduring difference in the way the real estate business is done. What can we do to make it happen?

 
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