Miss Cleo tells the futchaMashable is the Internet’s (well, the globe’s) ultimate source for social media news and information.  Mark “Rizzn” Hopkins is who we all look to for guidance and especially for predictions.  This week, Rizzn put together his predictions for 2008 and here’s why you SHOULD NOT READ his entire article:

1. If you know about Google vs. Facebook.
2. If you are not concerned with the future of Internet privacy and government attention to it.
3. If you don’t care about the impending breakdown of music studio industry.
4. If you already know what APML and ADM mean (or that they’re even buzzwords).
5. Don’t read the article if you are familiar with mandated Clean Tech.
6. If you already are aware that VC money will likely be refocused on green solutions and “me too” ideas.
7. Your crystal ball has predicted the tech bubble burst (or lack thereof).

Otherwise, go read the entire article to get ahead!