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Is The Short Sale Dead?

Is the short sale?

The last time I checked, the short sale was on the gurney headed for the emergency room. I looked through the windows and saw the priest administering last rites so I am not sure if it’s going to survive. I can tell you though, it doesn’t look good.

What happened? Well, doing some investigative journalism, I crossed the police caution tape and started asking the witnesses what they saw. “Bank took to long to respond and my buyer walked”, remarked one distraught Realtor.

“My homeowner could not compile or would not compile all of the information the bank needed”, lamented another Realtor; while a third said she could not even find any pulse…the bank did not even respond. It was as if they simply gave up on life.

Yet, I could not understand why one Realtor, off in the distance taking pictures, seemed to be smiling, almost guffawing at the tragedy that other Realtors have endured.

I followed closely behind as he hurried away in his newly polished Mercedes. He did not seem to notice that I was following or if he did, he did not care. Either way, he drove for a while and showed up at a property. This property looked familiar.

It appeared similar to the property wherein the short sale was just shot down. The same weedy, tall grass, the same unkempt yard, even from my vantage point I could see the curtain-less windows that indicated that there was no one home. The property was vacant. Was this another short sale prospect ready to meet an untimely end? Was the Mercedes driver the Short Sale Killer?

I had to get a closer look. I moved up closer and closer until I was in view of the suspect. Just as he turned to see me, a bus drove up. From the bus emerged a bevy of other suspects who have been on the lam for some time. I recognized these perps.

They were BUYERS! They have been hiding for what seems like years! What were they doing here? Was the killing of a short sale some kind of gang initiation? Was it some crazy Mansonish cult that got their willies knocking off short sales?

And then it happened. I was spotted. The Cheshire cat smiling Mercedes driver headed over to see me. I froze, not knowing whether to pull my business card or my blackberry. Something had to give, this might get ugly ..what to do..closer..OMG..he’s reaching for something..it’s was going to be either him or me and I had to move on this.

I jumped out the car and shouted, “Hey bud, what’s going on here? I know what you’re doing. You’re not going to get away with killing another short sale”.

The man responded and what he pulled from his bag wasn’t a loaded blackberry at all. He was loaded with something much more powerful. He had a prospectus with everything you wanted to know about this property and asked me to join them.

I looked down somewhat bewildered at the document before me. It was page after page of pertinent information on the house that we were standing in front of. “What is this?” “What are all these Buyers doing here?” “This isn’t how to do a short sale?” “Why are you killing short sales?” These were some of the questions that I peppered the man with.

He laughed ..almost bellowing and said “Haven’t you heard…Short Sales are dead, REO deals are the way to go.”

With that light bulbs began going off in my head. That’s why the Buyers have returned. Of course, that’s it! Buying properties with clear title at prices of 35%-50% off of current market value were bringing the buyers out in droves.

Deals being cut and accepted in days instead of weeks and months. Properties that actually cash flowed from day 1. It was as if there had been some kind of real estate epiphany.

Looking around at the throngs of enthusiastic buyers I realized this man was not to be feared. He was to be revered. He wasn’t the real estate Lucifer, no he was the REO guy. The keeper of profit, The gatekeeper of capitalism. I like Mr. REO.

If you, like me, have been waiting for the ninth wave , the return of yesteryear…it is here and it’s yours for the taking. Good bye short sale!

Viva la REO!