There’s always something to howl about.

Like Drunks In A Singles Bar, Right Before Closing Time…

banks and securities firms look to “hook-up” with each other:

Morgan Stanley slumped more than 46 percent in early trading as investors fretted about its ability to quickly find a buyer or cash infusion from a foreign investor. Rival Goldman Sachs Group Inc. skidded 25 percent.

Morgan Stanley shares rallied to close up about 4 percent while Goldman Sach’s stock was lower by almost 6 percent. And Washington Mutual Inc. shares soared more than 48 percent.

The next hangover is gonna be even worse…cuz when the lights come on, we’re all gonna be ugly.