If you are a mortgage holder who is either struggling with crushing payments, bitter for having overpaid for your home during the bubble, or who has extravagantly refinanced when prices were rising, the government’s landmark $700 billion bailout package has an important message for you: stop making your mortgage payments.

So says Peter Schiff, president of Euro Pacific Captital and author of “The Little Book of Bull Moves in Bear Markets” in his op/ed piece entitled, Just Stop Paying Your Mortgage.  You may or may not read it with tongue in cheek, but read it you should.

When a financial institution holds a mortgage, homeowners must live with the fear of foreclosure. Private institutions only have obligations to shareholders. In the case of a defaulting borrower, they will look to recover as much of their principal as possible. If foreclosure is their best option, they will take it in a heartbeat.

The government has no such obligations. Its only goal is to keep voters happy. After supposedly bailing out the fat cats on Wall Street, no politician wants to be accused of evicting struggling families. Once you understand this, all of your anxiety should melt away.

The law of unintended consequences is never so manifest, or insidious, as when politicians correct the free market with legislation.  (Except, perhaps, when they do so because they are …from the government and … here to help.)