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Why the Bailouts Don’t Work and Why Wall Street Loves Them

The stock market came back with a vengeance yesterday.  On Friday’s episode of BloodhoundBlog Radio we noted that the market was vastly oversold from a fundamental perspective and suggested a rebound after the weekend.  This was prescient enough that the Mortgage Cicerone made note of it, which is high regard indeed.  So why am I not celebrating?  Because yesterday’s reaction was as irrational as the sell-off.  One thousand points?!  Sure the correction was in there, but so was the exuberance of a seemingly ceaseless font of federal gifts.  The markets like the latest ideas out of Washington and why shouldn’t they?  Wall Street has done a good job creating an aura of representation – most people now believe that was is good for Wall Street is good for America.  How else do you explain the frantic efforts our fearless leaders make each time the market drops?  The rally cry lately seems to be: “If we make the Dow go up, we must be on to something.”  This is nothing new.  For years now the markets have taken a preeminent position in economics beyond their reach or relevance.  One need look no further than earnings reports.  You might report record earnings for your company, yet your stock is pummeled because the reported earnings did not equal what the market had already priced in to the stock.  “You didn’t do as well as we thought you would do based on our self-serving judgment of what is best for you.” (Which is shareholder profits, of course.)

If you believe what you hear from the talking heads (and by virtue of the fact you are reading BHB, I doubt you do) the source problem for the economy is the toxic mortgage derivatives and their tentacle like reach.  Everyone bought these things, even when they didn’t know they were buying them.  Now (as the story goes) our problem is this: no one knows what this stuff is worth.  Everyone is marking down their portfolios, no one wants to risk lending money and the initial bailout (bailout 1.0) didn’t phase anyone; all because we don’t know the real value of these default swaps and cdo’s.

I say that is a bunch of merde.  It is not that we don’t know what they are worth.  The problem is we don’t want to know what they are worth.  It is so much easier to let sleeping dogs lie and guess at the best solution, just so long as every elected official looks busy and Wall Street does not have to account for their true portfolios.  If we had to accurately price these investments rather than pawn them off on the government… as a great football coach once said about passing: “Three things can happen and two of them are bad.”

But the truth of the matter is we can know their value and more importantly we should.  Bear Stearns discovered their value and so did Lehman Brothers.  Countrywide, WaMu and Wachovia have all generated a value for their mortgage based holdings.  The problem here is that Rotarian Socialists believe the government should alleviate the pain of a correction.  Why actually put these toxic investments out on the open market (where, I might add, they would find a true value in short order) when you can hold on to them and refuse to lend money while hoping for a do-over courtesy of the government (which is to say: you and I).  Think of this as a game of poker.  There are, for simplicity’s sake, ten people sitting at the table.  Everyone has chips in front of them but only six are going to honor those chips.  The problem: you don’t know who those six are.  So what happens?  No one plays, that’s what happens.  The game (or in our case the economy) comes to a quick halt.  You cannot play in a game where the currency as well as others’ sense of obligation with regard to the currency are in question.  The easy answer is to call the bluff.  Everyone lay down their hands, (transparency in poker) and then everyone must color up and cash in.   It is that simple.  Sure, you might lose some money on that one hand where you didn’t get to play strategy.  But at least you smoked out the players who had no money to back their chips; the one’s that were playing for salvation and using your money to do it.

When the government decides to bail everyone out and buy our mortgages to boot, they are taking over the deal and keeping us stocked with chips; but we are still playing in a game with people that won’t be able to honor their bets.  All the new chips in the world won’t help us trust a game with players that can’t pay out.  If you want to end the credit crisis it is easier than you think.  No more bail-outs; let everyone get their bad debts out on the market.  Some will survive and some will break but the game will once again have trust.  One thousand points would have a lot more staying power in a game like that.