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How to Waste 45 Minutes of Your Life

Every crazy person that works with us, we go crazy for them.

I finally got around to listening to the latest installment of the Glenn Kelman show, a video podcast by Robert Scoble (and posted on Sellsius). In all fairness, it wasn’t a complete waste of my time. I was able to learn or deduce the following important things:

  • Glenn may have skipped math class. He states that the average agent sells 8 homes in a year, yet “most (Redfin agents) do that many transactions in a week”. I seem to recall, and I will be generous here, that he told me that Redfin has approximately 300 transactions under their belt. I also seem to recall that there are 52 weeks in a year. Simple division; try it yourself.
  • Glenn cuts “commission refund checks… every day”. I seem to recall that there are 365 days in a year. More importantly, and assuming this wasn’t a figure of speech, if he is actually cutting checks versus offering a credit in escrow, I must assume that there are a bunch of 1099’s flying in the direction of the buyers. Given that I am not a tax guy, I could be wrong.
  • Robert Scoble’s house was SPECIAL. (No way!!!) As an example of just how special it was, he tells us twice that it sold for more than the Zestimate. We are all familiar with the power and the accuracy of the Zestimate, so enough said.
  • Robert Scoble’s house sold for what it did only because a family friend represented him. A family friend is naturally more concerned with protecting his interest than, say, a professional agent who is detached and therefore completely objective and who relies on the satisfaction of clients to generate referrals, a solid reputation, and future income.
  • A Redfin agent will “negotiate 1% better than another agent”. We are reminded that this is because the other agent makes more when the buyer pays more. This factoid is not substantiated by Glenn, so let me help. On a $500,000 home sale at 3%, let’s assume the agent sees 70% of the total commission (after office promo fee and split). If the agent can talk you into paying $10,000 more for the home, that agent will certainly be in a position to consider early retirement given that they just pocketed an extra (drum roll) $210! In fact, they had better be contemplating early retirement, because a business model which relies on routinely selling your clients down the river will not be terrible lucrative in the long-term. I, for one, would certainly compromise my ethics and my fiduciary responsibility, not to mention jeopardize my license, for that kind of moolah. Oh, the things I could do with $210!
  • Glenn likes to use the word “crappy”. Okay, I’ll give him this one. It’s a good word with a lot of useful applications.
  • Non-Redfin agents are only worried about mutual contract acceptance, at which point they pass it off to their Transaction Coordinator. I would speak to this, but I have to phone the office and see if the TC has closed that house, the one with the green shutters, that I sold awhile ago to “What’s His Name”.