There’s always something to howl about.

Dear National Association of Realtors: How about you fetid, rotting pusswads do something patriotic and get off the taxpayer’s tit…?

To say the truth, I’m kindasorta liking the Tea Party movement — as far as it goes. I don’t think we’re at a turning of the tides — although I can at least hope that we might be before too long. Any sort of discussion of individual rights is a good thing, but it doesn’t do, I don’t think, to expect too much philosophically from these folks just yet.

Consider: The self-anointed “progressives” were committed, knowing Marxists who developed an incremental strategy for razing individualism in the United States and raising collectivism in its place.

By contrast, the Tea Partyites seem to me to be largely unconscious Marxists promoting a grab-bag of unconnected tactics generally aimed at temporarily delaying the “progress” of the “progressives.”

In other words, the true Marxists know what they want and the (sad-to-say) clueless Marxists portend, at least thus far, to be nothing more than a flat tire on the road to mass extermination — the unvarying end-consequence of Marxism.

That could change, but only if the Tea Party folks engage their battle philosophically and not just tactically.

How will we be able to tell when they’ve done this? One quick bellwether would be for them to get their hands out of the public till, to the extent that they can. I do understand that many people have so mismanaged their finances — at the behest of the “progressives” — that they can only remain alive by sucking on the taxpayer’s tit. That’s sad, and I would follow a different course in the same circumstances.

But many of the Tea Partyites accepting government checks could easily do without them. We’ll know they’re serious — are you listening Drs. Ron and Rand Paul? — when they publicly refuse to accept even one penny that has been stolen from innocent taxpayers.

That’s a debate for another day, though. Here’s a little something closer to hand. Today I was spammed by the professional sucktits at the National Association of Realtors entreating me to help them rape the taxpayers — again. Apparently, all human progress will be stopped cold if we do not continue to reward Class-A morons for building homes in flood plains. Plus which, we simply must provide more taxpayer-subsidized nothing-down loans so that rural home-buyers are empowered to squander nothing but other people’s money when they default on their mortgages.

I don’t always love the Tea Party movement, but, man, do I hate the NAR! I cannot imagine anything more disgusting that a vast cadre of rich white people quarrying for ever-newer, ever-more-rapacious ways of despoiling innocent taxpayers.

I would love to see the NAR become a champion of the individual human being — especially of the individual right to buy, sell, use, enjoy and profit from privately-owned real property. But that’s a lot to ask for, given that the NAR has been nothing but a Rotarian Socialist vampire cult — the dead feeding on the living — since its inception.

But taking account that — all credit to the “progressives” — the country is going through a steadily-worsening financial emergency, the NAR could at least do the nation one big patriotic favor.

And that would be what?

GET OFF THE TIT, YOU FATUOUS, FLEA-BITTEN FREE-LOADERS!

I love real estate. I love helping people reap the most and the best they can from the resources they devote to real property. But I hate, HATE, HATE being a party to this craven kleptomania.

The NAR doesn’t give a rat’s ass about people who cannot — and should not — get flood insurance. All it cares about is suckering those people into living where no one should live. It doesn’t care about nothing-down home-loans for country folks with no cash and bad credit. It just wants to saddle those dipwads with mortgages they can’t pay. In both cases, the objective is to milk the taxpayer into subsidizing real estate transactions that should never, ever happen, all so the members of the NAR can get paid for destroying the hard-won wealth of honest, hard-working Americans.

And all that would suck even if we really were nothing but con-men — which is to say honest crooks. But we have real value to deliver to the marketplace — when we focus on delivering real value and not on goading decent people into making grievous financial errors. In that respect, the NAR actually manages to out-vampire Dracula himself: We not only rob the taxpayers of their money, we use those stolen funds to make everything steadily worse for those very same taxpayers.

Why must Marxism always lead to mass extermination? Because its only goal is the wholesale destruction of wealth. And as a first-mover of the “progressive” movement, the National Association of Realtors is more than exceptionally talented at destroying wealth — and human lives. Nice going, dipshits.

And, yes, I know they won’t change. But you can change — your mind, your behavior, your philosophy. I would love to see both the Tea Partyites and the NAR get off the taxpayer’s tit, but I don’t expect to see either outcome in the short run. But instead of ignoring that latest piece of NAR spam, you could throw it back in their faces, instead.

Tell them to get off the tit. If they can’t stand up for the real rights of real human beings, at least they can get out of their pockets. And even though they won’t do this, at the every least they’ll know that there are Realtors in this country who understand that real property means nothing if property rights are not absolutely sacrosanct.

They’ll be filthy forever. They will reek of death long before they, too, hit the pile of dead bodies they themselves erected by betraying individualism. But at least you will be clean…