There’s always something to howl about.

New Math… or An Old Game?

General Motors is preparing a public stock offering… you know, because it’s primarily owned by the government and unions right now.    The sale is expected to raise $10.6 billion, most of which is going to the government against the $50 billion bailout last year.  Since government is literally us (I mean, the $50 billion didn’t come from some savings account the Fed has from working nights and weekends as a pizza delivery boy, right?), that means we are selling an asset we purchased with bail out money… back to ourselves… and then putting the money we took from our left pocket into our right and claiming to have paid ourselves back.  Not sure, but I think there’s a nice big dollop of irony in there somewhere. 

This is all well and good so far as socialist, potato-passing goes.  I’m sure I’m not alone when I say that, while I don’t speak political gobbley-gook, I understand it just fine.

What bothers me here is the math.   The plan is to sell about 365 million shares at between $26 and $29 each, raising an estimated $10.6 billion.  This will value the company at around $48 billion which, surprise, surprise, is Ford’s capitalization.  As a matter of fact, if the shares sell near the high end of the range, GM’s capitalization will be closer to $60 billion – which means bigger and, ostensibly, better than Ford.  (Side note: Ford saw the problems ahead of time, made the difficult choices, accepted no public welfare, didn’t forever alter the bond market and our basic understanding of risk/reward investing, came through the worst economic times the auto industry had ever seen and recently reported record profits… but they’re market capitalization is the same as or less than GM’s? I suppose that’s the price you pay for actually thinking the rules of the market place should apply to everyone equally.  Makes one wonder though, how happy Ford’s stock holders would be – and how much money they might be spending right now – if Ford’s efforts had been properly rewarded in the free market and they were not in competition with the US Government.)

Back to the math.  Most of this ($10 billion) will be given to the government (us) and reduce our stake in the company from 61% to 40%.  Ummm… if we gave GM $50 billion in exchange for 61% of the company, that values the company at $81 billion, not $48 billion.  Further, I understand GM has already repaid $6.7 billion and when combined with the $10 billion from this public offering, the government’s (us) will only be owed $33.3 billion.  Ummm… if that’s a 40% ownership stake then the company is valued at $83.25 billion…  Okay, so I won’t quibble about $81 billion vs $83 billion and change; I mean, what’s $2 billion at this level.  But $20 – $30 billion?  Yes, I’ve got to quibble a little here.  Either the market is vastly underestimating what GM is worth (and apparently it’s almost twice the company Ford is), OR our 40% ownership stake is only worth about $.25 on the dollar.

You know, I seriously don’t mind when others try to mislead me and I’m not much offended when I get force fed a whole bunch of obfuscation from the government , but when you mess with the math you insult me on a much deeper level.  (Note: I may hold math a little more sacrosanct than most.  I see in math the core of philosophy, music and precision; I look at math and I see poetry.)  Listen, it’s not like this is differential calculus; it’s basic multiplication and division.  Don’t stand there and tell me 2+2=5!  As Mr. Brady is fond of saying: “I am cursed with the knowledge that two plus two does, in fact, equal four.”

I don’t know about anyone else, but I’m not buying shares in a company run by people who think they’re so smart math doesn’t apply to them.  In the end, the math of the free market does apply, and it is always right.