There’s always something to howl about.

On the Sorry State of LOs and Equine Resurrection

Now, having been an infrequent contributor, and feeling a bit like a schmuck for such, I am resolved to start writing again. So, I have applied what little magic I have left to resurrect a dead horse. With my passions aflame, I will ride this undead creature until such a time as I have said my peace.

Old topic, new bitch session. I recently had another home fall out of escrow due to a lying, conniving loan officer, whose ineptitude (at best) has caused untold misery. What was purported to be (verbally, and in writing) a stellar home buyer with exemplary credit and 20% down, has miraculously transformed into a miserable wretch with a 586 mid score, who’s attempting 100% financing on stated income for a $750,000 loan. My how people change!

Who can stop this nonsense? Sweet Jesus! I always tell my clients that they’ll know the deal is done when the money is in their bank account. Well, that’s no help, but it’s the truth. And in spite of my cautious demeanor, they insisted on putting 20k (non-refundable) on a new home. Ah, the sweet smell of optimism.

So, I am firmly resolved that no buyer shall have an accepted offer on one of my homes without either a fully disclosed and documented credit report, or being thoroughly scrutinized by a lender of mine or the seller’s choosing. Don’t like it? Don’t buy the home. If my clients decide to accept an unverified offer, I take responsibility only those items that fall within my purview.

For the love and Jesus and God, and the Holy Spirit, somebody hold these people accountable for a modicum of veracity, please!

Allen