Does anyone know any good blogging jokes?
By: Dan Green,
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Category: Real Estate
I am a part of a panel presentation on blogging next week and want to add some levity. The problem is: I’m not funny.
I’m trying to find jokes about blogging on the Internet and I can’t find a bona fide laugher.
Q. Why did the blogger cross the road?
A. Because the WIFI signal was stronger there.
Does anybody have blogging jokes to share? In the absence of jokes, I’ll write them. And it won’t be pretty.
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Gee. With a zinger like that who could follow?
Sure, I have always considered that Forbes magazine cover story “Attack of the Blogs: How they destroy brands and wreck lives!” the best blogging joke ever. Here’s a picture:
http://www.techcrunch.com/wp-content/forbes.png
How about, “How many games does it take for the Rockies to eliminate the Phillies in the NLDS?” Alright, it’s not about blogging. So how about:
Here’s a good blogging joke
How To Start Your Very Own Blog In Fifty-One Easy Steps!
http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2005/2/7/161047/1869
What A Comment Stream Would Look Like In A Meeting - This one has some adult language.
http://www.crunchnotes.com/?p=423
I’m Blogging http://youtube.com/watch?v=12yD8JyaVvY
I don’t know if any of this will help you. I mainly just wanted to bring up the Phillies.
Some ideas:
Real Estate Jokes
“How many games does it take for the Rockies to eliminate the Phillies in the NLDS?”
Cold-blooded!
Greg sent me this:
http://www.problogger.net/archives/2007/10/12/how-to-become-a-famous-blogger/
PLEASE ~ someone, we don’t want Dan writing his own blogging jokes!
Okay, I’ve has time to think:
Q. How many bloggers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Actually, he already did it. It’s just saved in draft mode.
Q. How many bloggers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Actually, he already did it. You just didn’t know because you don’t get the feed.
Q. How many bloggers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. None. Bloggers don’t change lightbulbs, they change the world.
Q. How many bloggers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Sure, Brooke Mote, 35, of Covington, Ga., knew she was fat. Whenever the single first-grade teacher went out socially, every chat she had with a man seemed to end with a requestÅ that she introduce him to her slender friend! Still, she never thought there was anything wrong with being at 5-foot-10 and 268 lbs. a big, beautiful woman. Search Phentermine pills!
Q. How many bloggers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. 100. 1 to change the lightbulb and 99 to comment on how it should have been done differently.
(How am I doing?)
Keep working on it Dan. Did you hear about the two bloggers that….
Q: How many webloggers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A:
A real estate blogger walks into a bar with a frog on his shoulder.
The bartender says, “Hey, where’d you get that thing?”
The frog says, “Active Rain!”
> The frog says, “Active Rain!”
Now that’s funny!
Todd - Your first link was the first one I found when doing my “what the heck is a blog?” research two years ago. I still use the “suxor” line. Hysterically funny.
Dan - Man walks into blogger’s office and sees parrot next to desk. “Does he talk?” “Nah, he just clicks.”
Just wear a funny tie and skip the jokes