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I Hope Unchained Considers My Topic Wish List

This is the year I’ve thrown down the gauntlet to myself. By the end of the year I’m gonna have my feet firmly planted, technologically speaking, in the 21st century. This may require leapfrogging most of the decade of the 1990’s, but I’m approaching this venture fearlessly. (Or at least without noticeably trembling.)

Numero Uno on the A-List is my database. It sucks so much Dyson wants to know my secret. Seriously, we’re organized, but we’re only slightly ahead of Willie Loman.

I’d love someone to tell me how I can get things done seamlessly, without either writing a check with a comma not appearing ’till after the second digit, or buying something at Databases R Us that promises me the moon but delivering something akin to Willie’s Roladex with a prompter.

Here’s what I need. I’m hoping against hope these needs will resonate with others out there, ‘cuz being the Lone Ranger would mean my checkbook is the only plausible remedy. So please, pretty please with a real estate recovery on top, chime in with anything you can add, or recommend. I’m officially lobbying for a database expert to get some face time at Unchained. (I hope that’s subtle enough for Greg and Brian.)

If it helps, here’s what we’re up against. We not only work with folks in San Diego, but in many states. We must deal with staffs or teams in each state, along with our clients and their property portfolios — all of which must be at our grubby little fingertips. (In my case of the Flintstone variety.) We’ll also have moderately large sub-databases in each region we really like. These are composed of investment property owners to which we’d like to market some day, or already have. Each one of these sports around 20-80,000 names/properties. These need to offer the capability to be kept separate or meshed together — at our whim, over and over again.

My new database would be perfect IF

  • I could break it up into various segments without giving up the ability to blend everything together if it suits my purpose.
  • I could email from it without having to petition Zeus.
  • It could accommodate photos, spreadsheets, and whatever other app I needed.
  • I could sort, combine, separate, and purée whatever info/data it held any way I chose.
  • It would handle my scheduling flawlessly
  • I could keep all my contracts and related docs both blank and executed for all the states we’re in.
  • I could maintain all client files including sales, listings, open/closed escrows, etc.
  • It would predict the next market for my clients.
  • I could construct a marketing/analysis/photo package for clients/prospects — in a few minutes.
  • I could store as much MLS info from multiple regions as I pleased — and be able to contrast and compare them via the database.
  • I fully expect I’ve left out at least half a dozen things I’ll need, but the day’s been long, and my ignorance on this subject may not be finite.

    About a year ago Josh and I had a database consultant in our office to talk about this. After listening for 20 minutes he said he could deliver a seamless product to us. He’d set it up, put it on both our laptops, and set up a special in house server to boot. All for the low low price of $8-10,000. I realize how ignorant I am on this stuff, but ignorance ≠ stupidity.

    Oh, I forgot one other thing. Please don’t make it hard to use. I’m a Mac user and am kinda sorta spoiled by the whole ‘user friendly’ environment in which I’ve lived for the last 12 years or so. This isn’t rocket science so I don’t want to have to train with NASA engineers so I can use the damn thing.

    Any chance this can be included at Unchained? Is there anyone out there with suggestions?

    Am I living in Fantasy Land?