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Bear Stearns Employees Wake Up To Tenuous Employment Prospects

Bear Stearns employees will wake up on St. Patrick’s Day and wonder about their future. JP Morgan Chase bought Bear Stearns, a venerable Wall Street institution, for about 2.5% of the firm’s stated book value. The sales price was just 20% of the value of the Manhattan headquarters alone.

How safe are the jobs at Bear Stearns?

Jamie Dimon, JP Morgan’s CEO, cut his teeth in the brokerage and banking business under Wall Street legend Sandy Weill. He rose with Sandy as Weill made his comeback move after being ousted as American Express’ Chairman. Weill took control of Primerica and leveraged it through acquisitions of Shearson Lehman (bought from his nemesis, American Express), Travelers Insurance and ultimately Citigroup. Weill, and protege Dimon, were able to build the empire through cost-cutting in the name of economies of scale.

That doesn’t bode well for Bear Stearns’ employees.

Like the Countrywide/ B of A merger, we have a culture clash ahead. Bear Stearns vertically integrated into the mortgage industry, eventually owning its own wholesale lending channel. Bear violated the “Chinese Wall” securities brokerage firms try to respect; they bought their customers. JP Morgan owns Chase bank, a VERY conservative bank that owns a mortgage operation. The bean counters just bought the cowboys and in this era of “fiscal responsibility”, the cowboys will be kicked off the range.

Jamie Dimon doesn’t own a ten gallon hat.

JP Morgan bought Bear for its brokerage operations not its mortgage banking business. The $82 discount to stated book value suggests that JP Morgan will keep the prime performing mortgages, for its Chase Manhattan Mortgage portfolio, and most likely rid itself of all other mortgage assets. They can afford a helluva lot of losses on those mortgage assets with the discount they got.

What’s that mean to the mortgage market?

Less liquidity. While Bear Stearns Mortgage was reinventing itself to be a conservative lender, they were aggressively pricing their loans. Less liquidity and elimination of the price leader means higher costs, long-term.

Like their Countrywide cousins, Bear Stearns Mortgage employees should be dusting off their resumes…

..and looking at Wells Fargo. Wells has an opportunity to own the mortgage market in 2009. Neither cowboys nor bean counters, Wells just became the “edgiest” lender in the marketplace, by attrition.

PS- If ANYBODY has an extra $100 million lying around, there will be a fortune made in non-prime mortgages. The demand is there, at low loan-to-values. Contact me– I’m game and my heroes have always been cowboys.