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Phoenix trolley planner: “Our job is to make sure we build something that will have riders and be successful”

How about a roller-coaster? Much more likely to have riders and be successful than a trolley in Phoenix — the most vast, most sprawling and most car-addicted city on earth.

The leader in today’s Republic details some ideas about putting trolley lines in even dumber places. It turns out that really, really rich people can’t abide not having their throughfares blocked by empty trolley cars, while the urban poor prefer to ride crowded buses — at least until their bus routes are cancelled to subsidize the trolley.

The last time a trolley system made money in America, there was less than one automobile per household. There are neighborhoods in Metropolitan Phoenix where that statistic is still true — and the trolley goes nowhere near them. Instead, it will tootle from one shiny-people destination to the next, an instant relic that very prosperous people can point to with pride — as they speed by it in their Jaguars…

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