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It Takes The RIGHT Kind Of Village

Years ago, when my kids began asking questions about presidential campaigns it became necessary to sit down with them, explaining the foundational beliefs of the two basic ways of thinking in our country. The first of these talks took place with my son, (now the Brown who’s after the ‘and’) ’92 when he was a 12 year old middle schooler, during the presidential campaign. Later, at about the same point in the ’96 presidential race, the talk was repeated with his sister.

Here’s how I explained the difference between the two belief systems. Would love your thoughts. (Ready Pandora?)

A thousand years ago there was a river hundreds of miles long. Two villages were located on the river, but were totally unaware of each other’s existence. Both villages were based upon the water and fish provided by the river.

The first village discovered they had families among them who weren’t doing as well as most others. Today we call those folks, poor. The leaders cared greatly for all the villagers, so this couldn’t be ignored. What to do? They decided the solution was simple.

They went to the best 20% of fishermen in the village and demanded much of their catch be given at no cost to those who were having ‘bad luck’ fishing. Any of these 20% who refused were visited again by the leaders, this time armed with spears and knives. The message was received, and the fish was given away to those who couldn’t or wouldn’t get the job done.

Over time, the most talented fishermen and their families stopped catching so many fish, as having ‘extra’ had become a painful experience. Since they didn’t ‘need’ any more fish, they simply caught just a little more than they necessary to keep their family well fed. They had tired of fishing for others.

The second village had the same problem — there was a small percentage of families who just weren’t makin’ it. The leaders got together and came upon the solution they would employ. They invited the village’s best fishermen to meet with them. They asked these elite fishermen if they’d please take some time in the next few weeks to teach the poor folks how to fish for successfully? By teaching these folks how to become excellent fishermen, they’d learn how better to support their families.

They agreed to this plan. Before long, the village was even more prosperous, as their poor were reduced to only those who would not fish for themselves. Anyone who wished to learn how to produce better catches could simply ask a skilled neighbor. The neighbor would show them how to improve their fishing skills first hand.

Over time, the first village began shrinking in size, as many of the families of the best fishermen began to mysteriously disappear. The second village not only continued to prosper, as even the least of them could easily support their families now, but their population began to mysteriously increase. The increase was almost entirely made up of excellent fishermen. Go figure.

What village’s bailout plan would you prefer? Just askin’…

My kids never want for fish these days — they’ve learned to catch their own.