There’s always something to howl about.

“Hi! I’m a jackass. My name is Google Adwords.”

Culled from my email this morning:

AD TEXT:

Relocating to Phoenix AZ?
Hit the ground running. Tour homes
by net with smart, hi-tech Realtors
www.BloodhoundRealty.com

Ad Status: Suspended – Pending Revision
Ad Issue(s): Trademark in Ad Content

SUGGESTIONS:
-> Ad Content: Please remove the following trademark from your ad: “hi”.

Adwords has been very good to us, for years now. There was a time when the ROI on our Google spend was incredible. But it’s a diminishing return. Other Realtors have discovered it, bidding up our keywords and thus bidding down our positions. And regular users have trained themselves to prefer organic over paid results.

So it’s doubly-smart for Adwords to tell me that “hi” is a trademark just when I’m turning the boat, as it were.

“Do no evil” but go right ahead and shoot yourself in the foot. It’s the American way of doing business…

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