Dear Abby
By: Russell Shaw,
NoHassleListing.com,
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RSS FeedPosted: Monday, December 11th, 2006, 11:00 pm MST
Category: Casual Friday, Marketing, Real Estate
Dear Abby:
I have two brothers and
two sisters; one brother
is a Realtor, the other was
just sentenced to death
for murder. My mother
died from insanity when
I was young. My two
sisters are prostitutes and
my father sells narcotics
to feed the family. Recently
I met a girl who was released
from a reformatory, where she
served time for smothering
her illegitimate child, and I want
very much to marry her.
My problem is this: If I marry
this girl, should I tell her about my
brother who is a Realtor?
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And I thought I was the only Realtor (TM) who had such evil thoughts! Check it out…
http://www.CondoMetropolis.com/blog
I knew what was coming and I still bit.
Well, I’m off to my son’s career day … I’ve got a tough act to follow. A bubble blogger is on ahead of me talking about their favorite depot for government cheese …
A lot of the current level of vilification is because of people like David Lereah, ostensibly the public voice of all realtors in the US, who is now perceived by many as somewhere between a buffoon and a baldfaced liar.
The man simply cannot tell the truth and every monthly and quarterly revision the NAR issues highlights that problem.
Russell,
That’s a good one. Now what if the brother was a referee?
Rusell,
LOL, LOL. That was just plain awesome! I haven’t laughed that hard in a while!
Funny as hell…
You know what’s even funnier?
See what shows up #1 when you google the terms:
moron housing blog
It’s hard damn work becomming #1.
What a day of laughs today!!!
You know what’’s even funnier? When your well dries up and your high maintenance wife leaves you for the next man with the cheddar$$ and you have to go back to delivering milk for a living. Scumbag realthwhores.
No, TuMamaTambien, that is not funnier. You are not only wrong about that but everything you think is wrong. And every Realtor in the United States makes more than you and there is nothing you can do about it.
Each of us has a fantastic wife (of course you don’t, no one wants a loser like you) and our wives stay with us because we are such great salesmen they can’t resist us – just like the super high commissions we will continue to charge everyone, including you, TuMamaTambien. We win, you lose. Ha Ha!
Hahahahaha!
Self deprecation is always a good trait
That’s funny. [link]