There’s always something to howl about.

Dear Abby

Dear Abby:

I have two brothers and
two sisters; one brother
is a Realtor, the other was
just sentenced to death
for murder. My mother
died from insanity when
I was young. My two
sisters are prostitutes and
my father sells narcotics
to feed the family. Recently
I met a girl who was released
from a reformatory, where she
served time for smothering
her illegitimate child, and I want
very much to marry her.
My problem is this: If I marry
this girl, should I tell her about my
brother who is a Realtor?