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I’ve got friends in Loan Places…

Radio Announcer: Don’t touch that dial! It’s time for crying, loving or leaving. And this first song has it all! It’s Jessica Horton with her debut song, “I’ve Got Friends in Loan Places” from the album: “If Tomorrow’s Closing Never Comes (The thunder is gonna roll!)”.

Blame it all on my buyer
Even if you’re a crier
Who doesn’t like to answer his phone.
The first one they called,
The first message they left
You were the last one
to explain about financing a home.
And I heard the surprise
And the hurt in your voice
When they went to the very next name
And that lender came through
Said, buyer, “This we can do!”
No, you’ll never hear me complain…

’Cause I’ve got friends in Loan Places
Where phones are on after 5:00.
And chances are never wasted
My buyers credit is more than ok…
I’m not big on your excuses
Facebook said you were busy taking cruises
Oh, I’ve got friends
in loan places!

Well, I guess you were wrong
People won’t wait too long
But then again, neither will you
Everything’s ok
Things get in the way
And, you had places to go’oh
Hey, I didn’t mean
To imply that you’re green
Just answer your phone and then…
Well, I’ll keep on sailin’
Like that cruise ship captain
That you’re currently on…

’Cause I’ve got friends in Loan Places
Where phones are on after 5:00
And chances are never wasted
My buyers credit is more than ok.
I’m not big on your excuses
Facebook said you were busy taking cruises
Oh, I’ve got friends
in loan places!

Radio Announcer: Love that song! Just love it! Next, it’s an oldie but goodie: Harper Valley B.O.R. – A song about real estate agents all up in each others business, and it goes something like this…

Album Credits: I would like to thank God. My husband. Mom & Pop and my cousin Earl and Aunt Lou. And, a special shout-out to all lenders: Thank you for your cookies – my kids loved them! However, if you’re looking for the quickest way into my heart, it’s through my ears and not my stomach! I love to hear, “Jessica, I called such and such lender on your list and they answered the phone and took my information – right there on the spot! Thank you for telling me about them! They are going to be great to work with! They said I can afford this much….”

Now, that’s music to my ears! Just answer your phone and you’ll go down in the Hall of Fame with this country girl!

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  • 10 comments

    10 Comments so far

    1. C Tann Starr August 14th, 2009 4:45 am

      Very nicely done! Bravo! :-)

    2. Jessica Horton August 14th, 2009 5:31 am

      Heya C!

      Thank you! I hope that you and “the minions” have a GREAT weekend! :)

    3. Greg Swann August 14th, 2009 6:43 am

      Oh, bravo! I can’t wait to hear you perform it!

    4. Brenda Ellis August 14th, 2009 6:58 am

      Love this Jessica! Friends in Loan Places is sure to rock the real estate charts! My buyers financing came thru Tuesday… only 3 biz days after subject removal.. so I know how important friends in Loan Places are!

    5. Jessica Horton August 14th, 2009 7:23 am

      “Oh, bravo! I can’t wait to hear you perform it!”

      Greg, if you think I’ll be singing…

      Let me tell you about this beautiful oceanfront property in Arizona! Wait, you probably won’t fall for that one! :)

    6. Brian Block August 14th, 2009 7:30 am

      Jessica,
      I really was hoping to see a video of you singing this song when I clicked over. Perhaps you can get a friend or hire someone to sing it for you…

    7. Thomas Johnson August 14th, 2009 8:53 am

      Bravo! Encore!

    8. Don Reedy August 14th, 2009 10:59 am

      “Baby you can drive my car….”

      Sweet post. Laughing and singing to myself.

    9. Melina Tomson August 14th, 2009 11:15 am

      Where’s the banjo playing in the background? Glad to see you finished it. You could write an entire album about real estate and put it on YouTube!

    10. Paul Caparas August 18th, 2009 12:59 am

      Nice. That was perfect!