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Disintermediation? Not For Me. Not Yet.

I hated my last REALTOR?. Well, hate is a strong word. I don’t really know him well enough to hate him. But I’m sure if the sale had taken just one week longer, I would have known him just long enough to wish him all manner of ill will. I KNOW I hated the work he did. I hated even more the work he didn’t do. The story of my last home sale is a rant all in itself. (Yes, ARDELL, I will write about it one day.) But that day is not today.

Remember, I’m not a REALTOR? or a real estate agent. And before I got into the business I’m in now, I could NOT have told you the difference. I freely admit that I don’t know 1/100th of what the other writers on this blog know about real estate or title or lending. I probably know more than your average consumer, at least you’d hope so, but I’m still a consumer.

I just finished reading some of the writing on this blog and others about disintermediation. Greg Swann’s “Disintermediaton where? Oh, yeah…” set me on a bit of a reading tear. Thanks, Greg. Just when I thought I’d get to bed early.

Given how bad my last transaction was, you’d think I’d be the first to jump at the opportunity to sell my house on my own without the use of a “middleman” and use all the latest available technology to let me do that. You know, seller connecting directly with buyer. You’d be wrong.

Of course I’d be tempted. In many moments of passion, I’ve even said out loud that I would. But if I needed to sell my house tomorrow, I’d still call one of the extremely good REALTORS? or real estate agents I’ve met in the last three years and I’d have them do it for me. Why? Because I don’t know how to sell real estate? No. I would be willing to bet all the equity in the house that I could get as many buyers to visit my home as just about any real estate professionals I know. That’s got nothing to do with real estate. That’s marketing. I know marketing.

It’s what comes after you get someone there and they say, “Gee, you’ve got a nice house. I think I’d like to buy it.” That’s when the fun begins. OK. Great. You want to buy my house. Now what? Now, I’m in uncharted territory.

I know there are options. I’m not ignorant of the options.

I have neighbors who sold their last house without an agent on either side. This was three years ago. Someone wanted their house. So, they set the price 20% above the previously sold home that was of the same model and the buyers agreed. They then paid an escrow company to handle the whole deal. They paid $1000 on the sale of a $400,000 house. The total time they spent with the escrow company was one phone call to explain the process and 15 minutes in their office to sign the papers and receive their check.

I know this person and I know I’m at least AS SMART as they are, and I still wouldn’t do it. That’s a great anecdotal story. Love it. But I know there are real estate professionals out there who could comment on this post with 100 other stories of deals gone bad, title messed up, and on and on and on.

Greg said something in his “How much future…” post that is right on target for me. He said, “In general, I do not intend to pay for ordinary information. Period. If you want my money, you have to deliver something that I can’t get anywhere else — and that I can’t get along without.”

Well, for me, that’s real estate knowledge. Knowledge is not facts. It’s not information. It’s not details about houses and neighborhoods. True knowledge goes way beyond what I can read on Zillow’s very pretty Real Estate Wiki or any real estate blog.

The kind of knowledge I want only comes from experience. The lovely ARDELL DellaLoggia, who wants so badly for me to write about the sale of my last house, said something a while back that has been stuck in my head ever since. She said, relative to sharing information with consumers, if you tell them everything you know, “they won’t know WHAT you know, they’ll know THAT you know.” That, my friends, is truth. The fool will read all the blogs and the wikis and think they know what a real estate agent knows. They won’t. They can’t.

Disintermediation? If all we’re talking about is information – sure. It’s already happened. We’re way past that. Information is free. As my good friend Bill Leider recently wrote, “As a REALTOR?, your value no longer lies in that arena. Your value lies in helping your clients understand and interpret the information and make wise lifestyle and financial choices. That’s true for sellers and buyers alike. That kind of measurable, wise counsel is worth a lot of money. The information, in and of itself, doesn’t do that.” And the reality is this, it’s always been the real value.

I’ve listened to every minute of the Russel Shaw podcasts — Parts I, II and III. Good stuff, even if you’re not a real estate agent. He said in one part that people aren’t buying him, “they’re buying a result.” He’s right. As a consumer, I want results. I’ll let Greg say it for me again, “I do not intend to pay for ordinary information. Period. If you want my money, you have to deliver something that I can’t get anywhere else.”

Listen, there are a whole bunch of real estate agents out there who shouldn’t be in the business. My last agent is one of them. They make the Zillows and Redfin’s of the world possible. They even make them look attractive. But I know there are those who know things that could save my butt if a transaction turns sour. There are those who know how to keep a transaction from ever going sour. Are there lots of transaction processes that could and should be completely automated. Sure. Is all of this transparency good. Of course. But, this aint like planning a vacation.

I think people forget that there are human beings involved in these transactions. My life experience tells me that whenever there are people involved, there are going to be problems. Maybe not this deal. Maybe not the next. But at some point, they’re going to be there. And in a real estate transaction, when they arise, there are often legal consequences. Do you really think I’m going to have the knowledge to solve it just because I’m really intelligent? Just because I can read all about the legal consequences of negotiations? Give me a break.

Me? I could fill out a tax form online if I wanted. Maybe one day, that form will be able to anticipate problems and look out for my best interests like my accounting firm does. But until that day comes, my friends Ken Ray and Leon Gendelman at Kirsch, Kohn & Bridge LLP are safe. Some middlemen are worth the price.