There’s always something to howl about.

Author: Cheryl Johnson (page 2 of 2)

Real Estate Broker, Investor

An Open Letter To Russell Shaw

Dear Mr. Shaw,

When I first read you were leaving Bloodhound Blog, I was quite concerned that perhaps you were suffering a health problem, or a family tragedy.  When you reappeared as a new member in a different online community, I was very relieved to learn that you were alive and well.

Online communities are constantly changing, active members become inactive, new people join bringing new ideas that sometimes alter the character of the original group.   Your leaving Bloodhound Blog does not bother me.  I truly wish you well in the online community you have now joined.

It does, however, bother me that you withdrew from the Bloodhound Blog Unchained conference with less than two weeks on the calendar before the conference begins.  I don’t know the particulars, of course, but I would imagine that you made a commitment to speak, and the conference organizers made plans based on that commitment.  I don’t doubt that some people made plans to attend the conference because of your commitment to speak there.

Mr. Shaw, I like and respect you, so I want to say this as gently as possible, but unless a serious personal tragedy is involved,  backing out of a commitment you made is just simply not an OK way to behave. 

If my understanding of the situation is incorrect, please forgive me.  And please understand that the conference organizers did not ask me to write this letter, they are not even aware that I am writing it.  Someone needed to say this publicly, and I felt compelled to do so.

While I myself adhere to no particular belief system, a client of ours once gave me a little booklet titled “The Way to Happiness” which I found to contain simple, common sense advice.  Let me quote a couple sentences:

“Keep your word once given.  When one gives an assurance or promise or makes a sworn intention, one must make it come true.  If one says he is going to do something, he should do it.”
Respectfully,

CJ

Listing Remarks Haiku

I finally commenced a project I have been contemplating for some time:  I started printing out pages of property description text from various Bloodhound Realty single property web sites to put into a three ring binder, so I can refer to them for inspiration on those days that I struggle to come up with something interesting to write in a property’s listing remarks.

Following Bloodhound Realty for the past couple years, I am always amazed at, and envious of, the quantity and quality of rhapsodic text produced on a regular ongoing basis by the Bloodhound crew.

In that spirit I offer Friday’s Listing Remarks Haiku:

A poem.  By Cheryl Johnson.

this is a nice house
two bedrooms one bath fenced yard
call for lockbox code

Don’t Cut The Granite

Marketeers and salespeople often use the phrase “think outside the box”.  And when the phrase is used in that way, I usually think of clever, creative marketing and promotional stuff.

People involved in the day to day operation of rental properties, tend to think in more practical and pragmatic terms.  Heaters need to be fixed, sewer drains need to be unclogged.  Drain augers exist in a world that is somehow outside of any box/unbox metaphor.

However, one of the finest real world examples of thinking outside the box I have ever experienced, came from a low budget contractor during a kitchen renovation.

The tenants had left the property, a single family home, in sorrowful condition.  The kitchen had to be gutted.

Our low budget contractor had managed to salvage a rather nice granite countertop from somewhere else.  No, I didn’t ask where.  I’m not sure I wanted to know the details.

One little problem though, the countertop was just about three inches too long to fit in our subject property’s kitchen.  And the contractor did not have any tool that could be trusted to safely and cleanly make a straight cut in the granite to lob off those excess inches.

The solution?  The kitchen wall at the side, abutting the short side of the countertop — He cut a slot slotinwallhere1.jpgin the drywall, to allow those extra three inches of countertop to just simply slide into the wall.  Then he patched up the slot, sealed the wall and caulked it.  Done!

My marketing friends will probably find a slogan here “Don’t Cut The Granite, When You Can Cut The Wall!”  And that’s great, take from it what you will. 

I personally learned a subtle little lesson about making things work.  A true moment of epiphany, if you will.  And if I could create a new topic category here on BHB, I would create one titled:  “Epiphany”.

Don’t Panic Over Interrogatories

It starts out as a lovely, sunny, holiday weekend in Southern California. Most of your tenants at the Palm Grove apartments are enjoying a day off, and having a barbecue in the parking lot.

Missy from unit C goes back into her apartment to get a few more cold ones out of the frig, comes out her front door carrying the six pack, somehow trips on the step, falls and fractures her ankle. The other tenants call 911 and Missy is rushed to the hospital.

As a responsible property owner, you will of course immediately report this to your insurance carrier, as soon as you learn of it. Your insurance carrier investigates, and offers Missy a settlement. But Missy’s no fool. She sees the physical injury attorneys that advertise on daytime TV. She rejects the amount offered by your insurance carrier, finds a PI attorney, and files suit.

Being served can ruin your whole day. But as soon as your heart rate returns to normal, you turn the summons over to your insurance carrier. (Note to property owners: While there are lots of ways to cut costs, skimping on liability insurance is never a good place to do it). But even though your insurance carrier provides your defense, you must still participate in the process.

And one of the first events in that process will be answering interrogatories, a formal set of written questions that one party in a lawsuit asks an opposing party. If you are new to litigation, the questions asked in the interrogatories will seem bizarre, obscure and strangely repetitive. You visualise the lawyers pouring over law books and carefully, meticulously crafting each question for maximum effect.

For example: Every set of PI interrogatories I’ve ever seen has contained a question about Sweep Records. Sweep Records? The local supermarket keeps records of how often the parking lot is professionally swept. The owner of a small four-plex probably doesn’t.

Here’s what you need to know: Those questions are canned. Attorneys have been seen in online law forums posting questions about where to obtain interrogatories for their particular case. Attorneys also purchase them on CD from Read more

City of Los Angeles Tenant Relocation Assistance

Rent Control took effect in the City of Los Angeles in 1979.  In February, 1986, provision for tenant relocation assistance was added by amendment.  For the purpose of relocation assistance, the ordinance recognizes two categories of tenants:  Eligible – which is basically everyone, and Qualified – which is any tenant with one or more minor children, or over age 62, or disabled. 

The original amendment mandated that when a landlord evicted a tenant for the landlord’s own occupancy, an eligible tenant would receive $1,000, and a qualified tenant would receive $2,500.  The payment is per entire household, not to each person in the household.  If the eviction is for non-payment of rent or other breach of contract, relocation assistance doesn’t apply.

The relocation assistance amount was increased over the years, with the change taking effect July 1 of each year.  In July 2005, the amount due to eligible tenants was up to 3,200, and the amount due to qualified tenants was $8,000.  On July 1, 2006 the amounts increased to $3,450 and $8,550.

Remember the real estate market in late 2006 and early 2007?  It was still pretty hot,  Developers bought up aging apartment buildings, paid the tenants the required relocation, then tore the apartment buildings down to build condos.

On April 11, 2007, in emergency session, the city council voted in new relocation assistance amounts, effective immediately:  For eligible tenants, $6,810 if they have lived in the unit less than 3 years, $9,040 if they have lived in the unit more than 3 years,  For qualified tenants:  $,14,850 if they have lived in the unit less than 3 years, $17,080 if they have lived in the unit over 3 years.  The city council figured that’ll make the developers think twice before throwing any more tenants out on the street.

I can’t speak for developers, but I can remember when first time home buyers would consider a duplex or triplex as their first property purchase, with the intention of living in one unit, and letting the rents from the other unit(s) help with the mortgage payment.  These new relocation amounts pretty much shut down that particular little niche.

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Los Angeles City Rent Control: Read it and REAP.

I notice my sidebar title is “Investor”.  OK, I can run with that.  But please don’t expect fun and easy tips on how to get rich quick.  I haven’t quite mastered that yet. 

However, as the owner, operator and manager of a few residential rental units within the City of Los Angeles,  I can speak with a little authority on understanding and coping with rent control regulations.

Like any bureaucracy, Los Angeles Housing Dept is alphabet soup of departments, divisions, and special programs.

The acronym that most strikes fear into the heart of Los Angeles property owners is REAP: Rent Escrow Account Program.    Which basically means that if the City determines your property is “unsafe” or “untenantable”, the city collects your rent and places your money in a city escrow account, after first reducing the amount due based on a sliding scale of whether the conditions are “nuisance” or “hazardous”.   You don’t have access to the money.   Administration fees are charged, the City pockets any interest earned.  

But then, the City makes the needed repairs with the money, right?  Hmm, no, not automatically.  The tenants or the property owner must petition for a release of escrowed funds, with the burden on the property owner to show “financial hardship preventing payment of such services beyond a mere negative cash flow for the property.”

“Mere”?

Back in 2001, city controller Laura Chick admitted that the REAP program was “broken“.  To me “broken” implies something that no longer works, but did in fact work at some point in time. 

Speaking as a pragmatist, REAP never worked.  It takes money to make repairs.  Reducing a property owner’s cash flow reduces his or her ability to make the needed repairs.

What would work?  Speaking again as a pragmatist, make low-cost/no-cost funds available to rental property owners for the sole purpose of repairing their properties.