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Overnight News: Laughing all the way to the morgue with ‘The Breakthrough Superspreaders.’

“‘Fun’ I get. ‘Funny’ is too much work.”I’ve written a zillion very-short jokes in my life, many of them band names. ‘The Breakthrough Superspreaders’ is funny all the way to the morgue, but everything that claims to be leadership is fatally comical by now. The good news is the bad news: Insanity is always temporary: A […]

Overnight News: Redfin produces “study” demonstrating that black would-be homeowners make substantially poorer choices – blames racism.

“How many toy balls is too many? Counting the lost ones?”I would dearly love it if some impresario would put me on a stage with Redfin CEO Glenn Kelman, so we could discuss his strategy of race piracy as a business plan. As discussed, I find the bigotry repellent, not the least because, as with every […]

Overnight News: When is ninety dollars worth a thousand bucks? When Pacaso says so.

“Dogs come home smelling like other dogs. When puppies come home, they always smell like perfume.”Time-sharing real estate brokerage Pacaso made The Daily Mail, America’s last reliable news source. They’re also in The Wall Street Journal, but that link is paywalled. Both stories are about efforts in Napa Valley to keep the carpet-bagging time-sharing interlopers out, […]

Overnight News: The real estate market is color-blind. Good neighborhoods are the ones rich in Ants.

“‘Color-blind’? What’s ‘color’? Can’t you see in the infrared, like everyone else?”As I have pointed out too often, Redfin is on a Marxian crusade to prove that poorer real estate results for black homeowners results from racism, rather than from an aversion to the neighborhoods where black homeowners frequently buy their homes. In other words, why […]

Torn from today’s headlines? Here there be monsters – everywhere! – but why?

“It cannot be the case that a human being expresses the inability to experience empathy with a torrential fusillade of malicious empathy. Paging Professor Clueless. Your sociopath is here.”I swear I have sound reasons for talking about Nine Empathies – specifically the idea of an empathy for the transaction, which could not be closer to […]

If you are a working Realtor — if you list and sell residential real estate for a living — the time you spend on social media sites is almost certainly anti-marketing, doing you more financial harm than good.

Chris Johnson pulled this out of our phone conversation the other night, quoting me on Twitter: People don’t want a relationship with you. They just want your damn services. We were talking about real estate weblogging, but the principle applies even more firmly to the world of social media — Twitter, Facebook, etc. The notion […]

The line for food stamps is over there. This is the line for deficit-funded mortgage bailouts.

James Pethokoukis at Reuters: Main Street may be about to get its own gigantic bailout. Rumors are running wild from Washington to Wall Street that the Obama administration is about to order government-controlled lenders Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac to forgive a portion of the mortgage debt of millions of Americans who owe more than […]

If selling is not a viable option, you need to fall in love with your house all over again

This is my column for this week from the Arizona Republic (permanent link).  If selling is not a viable option, you need to fall in love with your house all over again The foreclosure market dominates the news, but it remains that good old-fashioned American homeowners occupy the overwhelming majority of Phoenix-area homes. That’s the […]