You Know I Had To Say Something…
To read me is to know me and if you’ve read me before then you already know that I am no economist. Far from it. I can reduce by 10% and multiply by 5%–the two basic math skills needed to be a realtor in Chicago–but anything much beyond that, I start spelling out the numbers instead. If I had to rely soley on the mathematic portion of my brain to come up with D’enouement in any given circumstance, then I’d be wandering the halls of Pi purgatory, ad infinitum. See, I just did it.
Nor am I now, or have I ever been, a candidate for political office of any kind although one entry on Google claims I was once the Treasurer for a Virginia chapter of the Knights of Columbus in 1993-94. (I will state for the record right here in a national forum that I don’t know what happened to that Bingo money but hookers were definitely not involved.) In fact, according to Sister Mary Timothy from the old neighborhood, I ceased even being a Catholic after I got caught smoking in the Girls bathroom with Melanie Mortimer back in the 6th grade. My blanket response to both of these scenarios is this—-and I paraphrase G. Gordon Liddy from his Watergate days, “Much beyond that, Senator…at those particular points in time,…to the best of my knowledge,….I don’t recall.”
However, I am not completely without opinions. And if I should ever find myself in such a position, my iPhone is sure to ping me otherwise. Such was the case this past Monday as I topped off my Mini Cooper, silently cursing any and all things OPEC, and wondering if I should have bought an even smaller form of transport. The MSNBC feed alerted me that a notable politician admitted to paying $1,000 per hour for the services of a jezebel. I just paid $39.79 for a tank of Premium, then quickly figured (with the help of my iCalculator, of course) that alas…Super Premium was a mere $960.21 more. As I read on, I imagined the following Govenor’s Mansion pillow talk later that evening in far, far away Albany:
First Lady of NY: “You paid $1,000 per hour for a hooker?”
Govenor of NY: “Yes Read more







