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Month: April 2008 (page 8 of 9)

All In a Day’s Work for Real Estate Agents: Humorous & Heartwarming Stories

Seeing this post on agentgenius made me realize that I had neglected to post this email I received a few weeks ago. If you do pop over to check it out be sure and read the comments, as well.

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From: Work Like A Dog Books [mailto:editor@worklikeadogbooks.com] Penquin

Sent: Monday, March 17, 2008 3:09 PM
To: russell@nohasslelisting.com
Subject: Realtor Michael Maher suggested I contact you about a project

Russell,

I recently got in touch with Michael Maher about a book project I’m working on and he thought you would be an excellent person to contact as well for use as a possible source in the book. When he told me you used to be a stand up comedian, I couldn’t have agreed more!

Your assistant suggested I e-mail you with all the information about this funny real estate book project, so here goes!

I’m contacting agents around the country to include their stories in a humorous book I’m writing. It’s called All In a Day’s Work for Real Estate Agents: Humorous & Heartwarming Stories. Think Chicken Soup meets Murphy’s Law. I’ve spent nearly 15 years working with real estate professionals in marketing and public relations and firmly believe EVERY agent has at least one wild story. The book celebrates the real estate profession.

Would you or anyone in your company have a funny, outrageous or touching story to share from your careers? Simply e-mail a reply, letting me know the best phone number/times to contact you. I’ll then call you for the details. The whole process shouldn’t take more than 15 minutes.

Womandriver

Realtors with stories included will receive two free copies of the book and local publicity about being included in the book (once book is published). There is absolutely no cost to you.

For complete info., visit www.WorkLikeaDogBooks.com. Also at the site, you can click the link on the left (ARealtor Submission Updates@) to see which states I have Realtor stories for as well as which companies are currently represented. My goal is to have agents from all 50 states, Canada and beyond in the book. With your help, that can happen. As of today, I have stories from agents in Read more

Zillow Mortgage Marketplace: One Way Transparency Like A Bad Online Dating Site

Zillow Mortgage MarketPlace rang the opening bell and loan requests came flying in the door. I was pleasantly flabbergasted! It’s no secret that I’m a Zillow-phile; I believe they are leading the way to transparent loan and real estate transactions.

I’m tenuous, however, about spending too much time there. My comments at BusinessWeek:

Brian Brady, managing director at San Diego’s World Wide Credit, a national lender and broker, said he signed up for the Zillow mortgage marketplace a few weeks ago and has mixed feelings about it.

Advice Needed?

He said it has the potential to be a great tool for both consumers and lenders. But he’s concerned that borrowers will be seeking quotes without first getting advice from mortgage professionals about the loan that best fits their needs.

He’s also concerned about the kinds of leads the site might generate.

“Zillow is going in the right direction, in that the consumer gets to rate us as [loan] originators,” Brady said. “I certainly wish it were a mutual rating system because customers need to be rated, too.”

Take a second look at my final comment. Consumers should be rated, too. The challenge for quality originators, today, is time. With so many loan applications that are unable to be funded, we have to be judicious about where we spend our time. My concern is that I’m shooting craps with loaded dice when I engage in anonymous quoting; I have little upside. If I deliver a great quote, I am rewarded with an opportunity to “sell” a new customer. If the customer is disingenuous about her information, I am accused of delivering a “phony quote” and am rated poorly, within the community.

Wade Young expands upon my concern on Lenderama:

When I pull the actual credit, I’m not going to be able to make good on what the Zillow consumer will most definitely consider to be a “promise” made by me via my rate quote. The lady gives me one star (undeservedly, of course), and I move on to other things.

Wade is more concerned about the Read more

Because of who I am, because I will not keep my mouth shut, I might understand better than most of us what it means to be an American

Witness:

“Hu spread malicious rumors and committed libel in an attempt to subvert the state’s political power and socialist system,” the court verdict stated[.]

Every time you take notice that there is no gun barrel pressed to the base of your skull, you might say a prayer for the soul of George Mason.

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Black Pearl Marketing Minute: Want to learn how Zillow.com bakes a sweeter, tastier browser cookie? Scratch the FUD from your recipe

I wanted to expand on my post from last night on Zillow.com’s use of web browser cookies with its new Mortgage Marketplace free loan quotes software.

So you know going in, I have a huge contempt for people who try to sow FUD — fear, uncertainty and doubt — about new technology. In the podcast linked below, I’ll give you the grand tour of the browser cookie bakery:

  • What cookies really are
  • Their implications for privacy and secrecy
  • How Zillow is implementing browser cookies
  • And, most importantly, how you can deploy browser cookies in your own marketing

If you insist upon living in a demon-haunted world, you’re probably not going to get much out of this. But if you understand that, as a side-effect, Zillow is teaching you a great deal about hi-tech marketing, then put on your thinking cap and think.

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NAR News From the Legal Front

Over the years, NAR has had its fair share of legal battles.  Currently, there are a few big and interesting cases involving NAR that could have dramatic impact on the real estate industry.  Here’s an update on three cases that are in the works. 

US vs NAR

This is the famous case brought by the Department of Justice (DOJ) against NAR’s Virtual Office Website (VOW) and Internet Data eXchange (IDX) policies.  (Note: NAR has changed the name VOW/IDX to Internet Listing Display or ILD.)  There are two main issues at the core of this suit which is likely to go to trial this summer.

  1. The IDX opt-out policy is what started the case.  The policy allows brokers a blanket opt-out option to keep their listings from being displayed any competitor’s web site.  NAR policy also allows brokers a surgical opt-out option where a broker can opt-out of a particular competitors IDX feed (e.g., I will not allow my listings to appear on Swann Realty’s site).  The DOJ thinks there should be no opt-out option and that ALL listings should be available for ALL brokers to display. 
  2. NAR policy, as proposed, only allows ILD privileges to brokers actively engaged in real estate sales and leasing.  In other words, anyone who simply gets the ILD data for the sole purpose of generating leads and is not otherwise involved in real estate would be banned from ILD.  The DOJ wants listing data to be like the water that flows from your tap – available to all.

(My prediction: split decision.  NAR wins on #1 and loses on #2)

David Berry vs the Entire REALTOR® Organization

I am NOT talking about Dave Berry the fabulous writer for the Miami Herald.  This is David Berry the lawyer who has made a career of suing NAR.  He has tried to have the term REALTOR® declared generic, attacked MLS membership rules, and numerous other wacky lawsuits.  Recently he tried to get a ballot initiative in Maine to legally require all listed properties for sale to be placed in his Open MLS system.  NAR and several state associations have fought many legal battles against Read more

Heard on Broad Street: “Zillow.com may in fact be reinventing — and perfecting — Capitalism”

Back in the 19th century, when the stodgy New York Stock Exchange was already ensconced in the lap of luxury, the traders who would one day form the American Stock Exchange were stuck out in the rain.

Literally. Stock brokerages that couldn’t afford a seat on the NYSE instead rented offices on either side of Broad Street near Exchange Place. Clerks hanging out of windows would communicate bid and ask prices by hand signals to the traders working outside on Broad Street. Rain, sleet or snow, the traders effected their exchanges.

Last Summer I poked fun at Zillow.com’s CEO Rich Barton for a vision he had of a 19th century marketplace. This is Barton’s quote:

“I see an old-style marketplace formed, a city market like Pike Place Market. I actually dug up an old photo — Pike Place Market at the turn of the last century. People were gesticulating. People were buying things. People were gossiping. Negotiations were happening. Big billboards were advertising things above the marketplace. That’s the picture I have in my head.”

Give the man his due. I’m thinking Zillow’s Mortgage Marketplace is more like Broad Street than the Pike Place Market, but it definitely is a true bourse — the maximum flow of information between buyers and sellers with the minimum of friction — or even overhead!

I wrote last month that Zillow.com is leading us toward the realization of Capitalism’s promise. Everything we claim as a defect of Capitalism is in fact the confluence of two other systemic defects:

First, a small few people want to behave badly, which fact permits other sleazy people to malign honest traders who are themselves innocent of all wrong-doing.

And second, physical impediments to the flow of information prevent the overwhelming majority of overwhelmingly honest people from distinguishing the innocents from the crooks.

Software systems like Ebay and Zillow’s Mortgage Marketplace mitigate the second defect, leaving the bad actors fewer and fewer places to hide.

The Mortgage Marketplace is a small thing, so far, and, as with everything in the RE.net world, it looks much larger to us than it really is. But consumers — and lenders! — have Read more

Zillow Mortgage: I Wasn’t First, So I Want to Be Last

Zillow Mortgage announced its Mortgage Marketplace today with the ceremony of the opening bell on the NYSE.  I applaud them for bringing transparency and reputation management to an industry that needs both.

Originators, who have been around the block, understand my title; I’ll wait and bring the best offer, last.

Zillow.com takes advertising demographics to never-before-seen places

The other bit of news to come out of Zillow.com is this: The real estate start-up is collecting, deploying and reselling advertising demographics in unique and interesting ways.

The vast quantities of demographic information — income, property values, credit scores — that will be collected in the new Mortgage Marketplace software will be stored in browser “cookies” on the user’s own computer. In other words, Zillow will not be storing this information in its own databases, but will retain control over it by means of software that will be able to access the cookies in future sessions on Zillow.com.

What this means is that Zillow will be able to deliver highly-targeted advertising to its users, zeroing in on products and services that would be most appealing to that user’s sex, age, income and other demographic characteristics.

This by itself will make Zillow extremely profitable to advertisers, who seek assurance that their promotional efforts are aimed at the right prospects.

But Zillow is also making these cookies available to other advertising vendors, such as Google’s Adwords system. By this means, other advertisers will be able to deploy the demographic information Zillow is collecting to target their own ads.

Obviously, the reselling of this demographic information is also a profit-center for Zillow.com — reports of whose financial demise may turn out to have been premature.

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Zillow.com’s long-awaited mortgage lending service offers anonymous customized loan quotes to consumers, affording loan originators the opportunity to compete transparently for free mortgage leads

Seattle-based real estate start-up Zillow.com tonight releases its long-anticipated mortgage lending product. We’ve known for nearly a month that Zillow’s offering would include working loan originators in some fashion. What becomes clear tonight is that Zillow will basically be acting as a hands-off intermediary between mortgage-seeking clients and loan originators.

Consumers using Zillow’s new Mortgage Marketplace will be able to anonymously solicit bids for loans from participating lenders. The consumer will fill out a detailed form disclosing all pertinent financial details.

The form will be submitted anonymously to participating lenders, who will, in their turn, produce quasi-pro-forma loan quotes, submitting them, through Zillow, to the consumer. The consumer will then have the choice to make direct contact with particular lenders to decide whom to do business with.

To a very large degree, the information asymmetry between lender and borrower is done away with, since the loan quote will detail every fee associated with the loan. Moreover, Zillow will be implementing a reputation-management system whereby borrowers will be able to rate their lenders on their performance.

In return, the lenders will receive Zillow’s mortgage leads at no cost.

The new service is expected to come on-line at 9 pm PST tonight. I made screenshots in the product demo teleconference I attended today, but my expectation is that these will be obviated very shortly.

 
Elsewhere: Todd Carpenter, Rich Barton, John Cook, Drew Meyers, TechCrunch, Rhonda Porter, Spencer Rascoff, Joel Burslem, Kevin Boer, Jay Thompson, Rhonda Porter (again), Pat Kitano, Morgan Brown, Trace Richardson.

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Black Pearl Marketing Minute: How did Brian Brady get to be Canada’s Favorite American Mortgage Broker?

If you search on Google.com for canadian real estate american mortgage what do you find?

Brian Brady, of course, Canada’s Favorite American Mortgage Broker.

In the podcast liked below, Brian discusses the strategy he deployed to dominate many Search Engine Results Pages for Canadian investors looking to pick up American bargains while the loonie is near parity with the U.S. dollar.

Here’s the battle plan in miniature: Be found, be food, be funded. You have to write content that will score well on search pages or over-the-transom clients will never find you. Once they’ve landed on your site, you have to feed them the information they’re hungry for — all they can eat. And once they’ve decided to do business with you, you have to be able to deliver your product when and as promised.

Are we talking about underwriting rental property loans for prosperous Canadian investors? Or are we talking about your business? Listen to the podcast to find out.

BlackPearlMarketingMinute040208.mp3

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Blogging other Realtor’s listings: Selling houses by selling history, details, ideas, lifestyle — selling the story of the home

I was in an historic home on Monday that made me think it had been built by an important home-builder in the very early days of the suburbanization of Phoenix. With the permission of the lister, I went back yesterday and took dozens of photos of the property.

I built an engenu web site for 718 West Moreland Street, then I wrote a weblog post summarizing the web site.

My primary interest, to be honest, was simply to document the home in its current pre-furbed condition. But, if by telling a plausible back-story about the home I can bring it a buyer who will give it the love it needs and deserves, either through me or directly through the listing agent, so much the better.

We’re interested in real estate. We’re interested in engaging people who are interested in real estate. Not to beat a dead horse to a bloody pulp, but it seems reasonable to me that blogging about real estate is a laudable way to achieve our weblogging objectives.

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If Your Neighbor Throws Potatoes At You Is That A Disclose Issue?

To disclose, not to disclose. It is always much easier, in hindsight, to have disclosed. This article, on the front page of the Arizona Republic has the headline, “Home sale lawsuit is over neighbor’s odd behavior“. At issue is whether the neighbor’s behavior constitutes a nuisance that should have been noted on the residential seller’s property-disclosure statement. “She screams and yells at people that are passing by” ,”When my daughter’s in the backyard, the neighbor’s yelling at her and making verbal threats” are a couple of quotes from the current owner. In the Arizona Republic article, according to a police report from days before close of escrow, the former neighbor and seller heard noises in his backyard, and when he went to investigate, found the neighbor throwing potatoes into his yard and screaming obscenities. She accused him of stealing from her freezer. He called police. Yet later when he was selling the house he did not think this was a disclosure issue.

Now I understand that simple carbohydrates are not supposed to be “good” for you, but I like potatoes.

Throwing Potatoes

I am not a blogger

This is an article I wrote on Active Rain, about a month ago.  I’ve since deleted it because it was behind the “Members’ Only” wall and the rules there state you can’t “out” a private post because of the comments:

I am not a blogger.

I’m a marketer, a social media marketer. There’s a difference between the two. Blogging is often portrayed as an “art form”. I am no artist. If you’ve ever seen my drawings, or heard my singing, you’ll quickly verify that.

Why do I blog? It’s part of my overall branding strategy within my social media marketing plan. I want to be a ubiquitous presence, in plain sight of consumers, giving them what they want. If I give consumers what they want, they’ll give me what I want; a chance to fund their mortgage loan. It’s simple economics if you think about it. Consumers demand; we supply that demand.

Consumers want to see houses and mortgage rates. How do I know this? I write on Long Beach Real Estate Home, Laurie Manny’s blog. Laurie has had tremendous success with blogged listings. Her readers (and subsequent buyers) want to see homes for sale. Her readers started calling me when I wrote the Long Beach Mortgage Rates report…AND put my contact information on the post! Readers want to see homes for sale and mortgage rates available.

Todd Carpenter takes it one step further:

I bet most of you didn’t realize that I had a second mortgage blog. That’s okay because it flies under the radar. When I talked to Brian Brady about it a couple weeks ago, he called it a Trojan Horse. I like that definition. The secret is, my other mortgage blog is cleverly disguised as a blog about Modern Homes in Denver. Yep, it’s a mortgage blog that never bothers to mention mortgages

Todd jokingly recalls the expression “Real Estate Porn”. The most successful real estate blog, Curbed.com, is laden with real estate porn. Consumers LOVE it. Alas, Todd reports that blogging theoreticians don’t:

Blog experts like Dustin Read more

State-mandated licensing of interior designers is our only possible protection from life-threatening color clashes

Via Coyote Blog, Clark Neily of the Institute for Justice argues against occupational licensing for interior designers in the Wall Street Journal:

Imagine you were a state legislator and some folks asked you to pass a law making it a crime to give advice about paint colors and throw pillows without a license. And imagine they told you that the only people qualified to place large pieces of furniture in a room are those who have gotten a college degree in interior design, completed a two-year apprenticeship, and passed a national licensing exam. And by the way, it is criminally misleading for people who practice interior design to use that term without government permission.

You might stare at them incredulously for a moment, then look down at your calendar and say, “Oh, I get it — April Fool!” Right? Wrong.

These folks represent the American Society of Interior Designers (ASID), an industry group whose members have waged a 30-year, multimillion-dollar lobbying campaign to legislate their competitors out of business. And those absurd restrictions on advice about paint selection, throw pillows and furniture placement represent the actual fruits of lobbying in places like Alabama, Nevada and Illinois, where ASID and its local affiliates have peddled their snake-oil mantra that “Every decision an interior designer makes affects life safety and quality of life.”

Legislative analysis by a half-dozen states that rebuffed ASID’s attempts to cartelize interior design — including Colorado, Washington and South Carolina — has failed to support ASID’s claim that the location of your couch or the color of your bedroom walls is literally a matter of life and death. As the Colorado Department of Regulatory Agencies put it, there is “no evidence of physical or financial harm being caused to . . . consumers by the unregulated practice of interior designers.”

Lacking any factual support for its sweeping public welfare claims, ASID and its supporters often resort to fear-mongering.[…]

If there were any credible evidence that unregulated interior design presents a genuine risk to consumers, ASID would certainly have found it by now. They have had plenty of time (more than three decades), resources (dues for Read more