There’s always something to howl about.

Month: July 2008 (page 8 of 8)

Away, and in the dirt…

In the 1968 movie adaptation of John Cheever’s short story, The Swimmer, Ned Merrill (portrayed by Burt Lancaster) stands on a neighbor’s poolside terrace in Speedos, gazes out at the Westport, Connecticut suburban landscape, and contemplates swimming across all the backyard pools in the upscale valley to his own grand residence and waiting family, somewhere on the distant horizon of his rapidly waning psyche.  As he proceeds on this symbolic journey throughout the running time of the film, Merrill’s unfortunate personal tale unfolds and the viewer bears witness to an allegorical undoing of a once flush ad agency man (total 1960’s protagonist profession) who has obviously come upon more pressing, dire circumstances in recent months. In the final scene we find a shivering Merrill/Lancaster grasping the rusty gates of a boarded up estate, his own foreclosed home, in total mental cataclysm, alone, and with no apparent hopes of redemption.  Judging from the total nothingness he is left with in these last crumbling moments of the story, he obviously cheated on his wife.

I made reference to this very film just last Friday as my Buyers and I pulled up to a padlocked, once grand executive residence in an affluent neighborhood of Northbrook, Illinois. Before us stood 4,000 square feet of rambling, rat bitten, mold ridden, and overgrown memories plotted on a once bucolic, but irregular, single story setting. The original white exterior clapboard is now green and soaked with moisture, the cedar shingle roof sagging like a sway-backed horse. Shards of broken glass and rusted carriage bolts from half-hanging shutters lay strewn across slick mossy patio pavers while the kidney shaped swimming pool, abandoned except for 5 feet of rubbish and tree limbs and swamp water, sinks quietly into the back corner of the overgrown trapezoid. Ghosts of a late 1960’s cocktail party society hang from the gray, weathered latticework and peer out from the tilting gables above the gutterline; their faint voices and forgotton laughter lacing the early summer breeze. A single wind chime dances somewhere in the backgound.  What a dump.

“Somebody definitely cheated on someone,” I say as I wedge the entry key into the oxidized padlock. The house is not only a foreclosure, it is a foreclosure of a foreclosure.  Literally.  A whole lot of things have to go wrong for something like that to happen.

My Buyer and his wife just stare at me and the house in silence. It definitely showed better on the MLS, I conclude.

The Swimmer, with Read more

Not to beat a dead horse…

I began reading this blog last year right after I first received my license.  I took the class, the follow up class, graduated, found a brokerage, got the signature, then got my license.  After all this I realized I knew nothing about Real Estate.  I knew nothing at all.  Where do I start?  Google of course.

I found BHB.  I began reading, reading, reading, and reading some more.  I read Greg and what he does after he lists a property in Phoenix.  I asked myself, “Would this work in Columbia SC?”  I took it to heart and pondered it for several days.  I finally came up with the answer.  Some will, some will not.  Thus is life.  At this point, I began to slowly implement these ideas (though I didn’t grasp the ideas and honestly still don’t).

Tonight, I was writing a blog post on my personal blog about the most expensive houses in my market.  Naturally, they do not resemble the prices that several of the Bloodhounds are used to.  The average price in Columbia, SC is $145,000.  I’ll take them all day long and sell every one I can.  I like that price range personally.

I felt a little gluttonous this evening and decided to write the post.  Of course, I pull up the MLS, do a basic all areas search for houses above $1 million in my markets.  I was surprised to see a $5.75 million dollar property.  I was more surprised to see the pictures.  This is the headline image for the house (remember, this is the most expensive house on the market in Columbia, SC)

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Lovely house I am sure.  However, with this picture, I am going no where near it.

Now, ok, it’s not horrible…however, this is the 3rd most expensive house’s picture coming in at $3 million even.

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Remember, the title of this post is ‘Not to beat a dead horse…’.  I know this goes on all the time.  Horrible pictures don’t sell houses, IDIOTS sell houses…apparently.

I do not claim to be a photographer by any means.  I continuously cut my little sister out of photographs.  If I stood to Read more

Making the pack: How to break your way into BloodhoundBlog

Lately, I’m getting two or three requests a day to write with us. They come from sweet, smart, earnest people, and, while I look at everything they send to me, I usually don’t have time to write back and decline their requests. That’s the one part of this job I really hate, because I’ve always hated being on the receiving end of that kind of transaction. On the other hand, I know from experience that the attention of readers is not something I give, nor something you get, but, rather, something that the writer seizes, takes by the irrepressible force of sheer talent. I’m in the unique position of being able to share this rostrum we have built with other people. But I can’t make anyone listen — not to you, not to me, not to anyone.

I had email yesterday from John Rowles, and, on the strength of that one email, without looking at anything else he had written, I invited him to join us. John’s letter was simply riveting. I read every work, all the way to the end, but I knew by the fifth paragraph that he would be writing with us. I can think of a dozen things I might think about, if I am deliberating about a potential contributor, and I will sometimes appeal to Brian or Teri or Cathleen for advice. But when a writer knocks my socks off — knocks them all the way across the room — there is nothing to think about.

I owe formal introductions for John, and for all the wonderful writers we added last week. For now, here is John’s email in its entirety:

Hi Greg:

1995-6: I was 26 and four years out from earning my BA in journalism when Web 1.0 happened. I spent those four years tending bar and working in ski shops while I started to build a portfolio of feature-length articles. My girlfriend  managed an apartment complex, and I met Bill while hanging out in her office. Bill had a computer setup straight out of the movie War Games, complete with a voice modulator (“Hello, Bill. Would you Read more

Project Bloodhound: Picture this: A big wall of text.

Yes folks, it’s the question that never goes away: Why don’t you post more images? Short answer: I don’t like to read posts with images. Unless we are talking about specific property, images rarely add to the writing, and to me, they almost always take away from the writing.

When discussing property, you do need photos, and I do post images- now I post them in engenu. I take a lot of photos, I post a lot of photos of real estate, however, since they are used for buyers and I’m not the listing agent, they don’t always get posted on my blog. But this email wasn’t refering to real estate photos, the writer was lamenting my lack of just, ya know, images in general.

Here’s the thing: Real estate bloggers ask me about my lack of photos, but other bloggers never ask me this question, and I don’t see a lot of images in the blogs I read. So the way I see it is that since I’m not writing to other real estate bloggers, I’m writing to consumers, some of whom are in fact, non real estate bloggers, and they aren’t bothered by my Walls of Text, why do something that doesn’t make any sense to me?

I’ve been accused, and am occasionally guilty, of being stubborn, I suppose there is the tiniest, itty bitty chance that I’m wrong so I’m willing to listen to reason. I’ve heard and heard and heard some more from the RE.net about this, but I’d love to hear from the anyone outside the industry- are images a help or a hindrance to reading a blog?

And, because I love a good compromise and I love multi-tasking, I’m sharing a video- an image! The sentiment of this song is for Vance Shutes and Tom Vanderwell. We have begun sharing ideas about living a full life in the Rust Belt. And I suppose this song could be considered another Unchained Melody. But mostly, it’s here because it’s a very clever compromise between text and image. I’ve been told that a picture is worth a thousand words. Read more