{"id":10796,"date":"2010-01-13T11:07:04","date_gmt":"2010-01-13T18:07:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/?p=10796"},"modified":"2010-01-13T11:16:40","modified_gmt":"2010-01-13T18:16:40","slug":"whoa-how-did-he-get-in-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/10796\/whoa-how-did-he-get-in-here\/","title":{"rendered":"Whoa! How did he get in here?"},"content":{"rendered":"

I have been wandering around this Acropolis for a while
\nnow and yesterday I got an email from the proprietor.<\/p>\n

Are you game? It’s okay to say no, but
\nI think you would be a fun, very irreverent
\naddition.<\/strong> <\/em><\/p>\n

My response was: What I think- Wow. Of course I would love to contribute to BHB.
\nIt’s like being asked to join the Delta Force middle aged, overweight and not being able to shoot straight.
\nI consider it a huge honor. Let me know what your publishing requirements are.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

So, how did this happen? As any chubby chumley knows, the way to get past the bouncer
\nis to have a smoking hot chick with you. \u00a0 Now, I know that Greg is head over heels in love with
\nCathleen, so the short skirt ploy is probably out.<\/em><\/p>\n

I come with a hot chick in a fur coat.<\/em><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a><\/em>

Hot Chick in Fur Coat<\/p><\/div>\n

Once I made it past the bouncer, like any job you have to pass the security check. Believe me, these guys are tough. Greg should consider contracting with Homeland Security. No underpants bombers here!<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a><\/em>

More secure than the TSA<\/p><\/div>\n

So here I am, still wandering around in a daze. Thank you for inviting me, Greg. I hope that I can add something to this discussion that is worthy of my illustrious colleagues to the right.<\/p>\n

<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I have been wandering around this Acropolis for a while now and yesterday I got an email from the proprietor. Are you game? It’s okay to say no, but I think you would be a fun, very irreverent addition. My response was: What I think- Wow. Of course I would love to contribute to BHB. 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