{"id":1347,"date":"2007-04-25T10:42:30","date_gmt":"2007-04-25T17:42:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/?p=1347"},"modified":"2007-04-25T10:42:46","modified_gmt":"2007-04-25T17:42:46","slug":"waxed-fruit-hegemony-taking-over-the-world-one-random-media-appearance-at-a-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/1347\/waxed-fruit-hegemony-taking-over-the-world-one-random-media-appearance-at-a-time\/","title":{"rendered":"Waxed Fruit Hegemony: Taking over the world one random media appearance at a time"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Appended below is the Fox New Channel footage from this morning. Later today I&#8217;ll have our own video verit&233; version of the extravaganza.<\/p>\n<p>I think I&#8217;ve said before that this sort of thing is akin to being a piece of waxed fruit in a centerpiece: You&#8217;re there not because there is some inherent worth to you or to what you have to say, but, rather, because you fit just right in the overall composition.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not griping. If you want to talk on someone else&#8217;s dime, you do it on their terms. But, as will be clear as you watch, I was a totally fungible commodity in this broadcast, the nod who was <i>every bit<\/i> as good as a wink.<\/p>\n<p>Our tape is more fun, I think, but conversion to iPod format takes time, so you have to wait.<\/p>\n<p>My takeaways, conferred upon me mere moments after the taping was done: &#8220;Smile and stare deeply into the camera.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll do better next time.<br \/>\n< ?php include(\"Zapraisails.php\"); ?><br \/>\n<!-- technorati tags start --><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:right;font-size:10px;\">Technorati Tags: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.technorati.com\/tag\/arizona\" rel=\"tag\">arizona<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.technorati.com\/tag\/arizona real estate\" rel=\"tag\">arizona real estate<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.technorati.com\/tag\/disintermediation\" rel=\"tag\">disintermediation<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.technorati.com\/tag\/phoenix\" rel=\"tag\">phoenix<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.technorati.com\/tag\/phoenix real estate\" rel=\"tag\">phoenix real estate<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.technorati.com\/tag\/real estate\" rel=\"tag\">real estate<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.technorati.com\/tag\/real estate marketing\" rel=\"tag\">real estate marketing<\/a><\/p>\n<p><!-- technorati tags end --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Appended below is the Fox New Channel footage from this morning. Later today I&#8217;ll have our own video verit&233; version of the extravaganza. I think I&#8217;ve said before that this sort of thing is akin to being a piece of waxed fruit in a centerpiece: You&#8217;re there not because there is some inherent worth to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[17,6,18,5,25],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-1347","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"hentry","6":"category-interview","7":"category-marketing","8":"category-podcast","9":"category-real-estate","10":"category-zillowcom","12":"no-featured-image"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":2388,"url":"https:\/\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/2388\/see-me-on-tv-discussing-the-science-of-waxed-fruit\/","url_meta":{"origin":1347,"position":0},"title":"See me on TV discussing the science of waxed fruit","author":"Greg Swann","date":"December 18, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"No, that's not quite right. 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Cathy does a de facto interview with me about the Reagan amendments, so it ends up being not just painfully dull\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Interview&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Interview","link":"https:\/\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/category\/interview\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":2592,"url":"https:\/\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/2592\/stash-that-cod-piece-im-not-waxed-fruit-and-you-are-not-a-rock-star\/","url_meta":{"origin":1347,"position":2},"title":"Stash that cod-piece: I&#8217;m not waxed fruit and you are not a rock star","author":"Greg Swann","date":"February 13, 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"I should probably stop picking on this little nebbish, but he's such a champion at leading with his chin that I find him hard to resist. His theme? \"Rewriting the book on how to kick ass.\" I wish I were joking. 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