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The year is 2015 and the RE online brokerages reign. Buyers search for homes online, click a button to complete a closing, and pick up their keys the next morning to see their NEW home! <\/p>\nThe year is 2015 and the RE online brokerages reign. Buyers search for homes online, click a button to complete a closing, and pick up their keys the next morning to see their NEW home! <\/p>\n
Here are some sample voice messages left for the operators at the MegaOnlineBrokerage:<\/p>\n
What else do YOU suspect will be on the MegaOnlineBroker’s operator voicemail? And what do YOU think the scripted responses will be?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" The year is 2015 and the RE online brokerages reign. Buyers search for homes online, click a button to complete a closing, and pick up their keys the next morning to see their NEW home! Here are some sample voice messages left for the operators at the MegaOnlineBrokerage: “I thought 13 by 13 meant feet, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":23,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-1467","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"hentry","6":"category-real-estate","8":"no-featured-image"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":3537,"url":"https:\/\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/3537\/just-when-you-thought-microsoft-internet-explorer-couldnt-possibly-suck-any-worse-it-finds-a-way-to-suck-with-wordpress-26\/","url_meta":{"origin":1467,"position":0},"title":"Just when you thought Microsoft Internet Explorer couldn’t possibly suck any worse, it finds a way to suck with WordPress 2.6","author":"Greg Swann","date":"July 27, 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"Did you ever wonder why Bill Gates doesn't have any children? 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\n<\/strong>“I thought 13 by 13 meant feet, not inches…”
\n<\/strong>“I want to list my home online but the value keeps coming up ‘&=null’…”
\n“This key doesn’t work, how do I get into my house?”
\n“I thought they were going to fix the A\/C before close- it’s burnin’ up in here!”
\n“The ad said there was a pool, but all I see is a dirty coy pond.”
\n“I have left 17 messages- will someone please call me back?”
\n“I must have clicked “buy” at the same time as someone else- this guy ALSO has papers on this house and our movers are fighting over who should unload first.”
\n“I thought all appliances conveyed- all I have here is a toaster.”
\n“Does the warranty cover squirrels in the attic?”
\n<\/strong>and my personal favorite, “This house don’t fit, what’s your return policy?”<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n