{"id":15290,"date":"2011-11-08T21:08:23","date_gmt":"2011-11-09T04:08:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/?p=15290"},"modified":"2011-11-08T21:08:23","modified_gmt":"2011-11-09T04:08:23","slug":"on-the-education-of-an-11-year-old","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/15290\/on-the-education-of-an-11-year-old\/","title":{"rendered":"On the Education of an 11 Year Old&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>REWIND<\/strong>: Roughly one month ago, an 11 year old boy was in an altercation during recess. A classmate, known for his &#8220;unorthodox&#8221; playing style, decided to\u00a0turn and throw a ball into his face from nearly point-blank range. This &#8220;unorthodox&#8221;\u00a0classmate apparently thought it was very funny, and as the boy got\u00a0up off the ground &#8211; hurt and embarrassed &#8211; the classmate continued laughing; so hard, in fact, that <em>he<\/em> fell down. The boy promptly kicked him in the ribs.<\/p>\n<p>This being a public school and the classmate being not only a punk, but a crybabby too&#8230; an ambulance was called. The punk went to the hospital (nothing wrong), and returned the next day on crutches. (Why crutches? Because it&#8217;s hard to attract sympathy with a fake injury that no one can see&#8230;).\u00a0 The boy was suspended for 5 days. No, not the punk who assaulted his classmate; the boy who responded.\u00a0 You see, our public school system believes that only in the most extreme case of self-defense &#8211; one in which even the cowardly opportunity to run away is absent &#8211; will you not be punished for violence (and truth be told, it&#8217;s zero tolerance&#8230; so you&#8217;ll still be punished).\u00a0 The punk received less days of suspension. Apparently, faking an injury relieves one of responsibility for one&#8217;s actions.\u00a0 Upon returning to school, both boys were told in no uncertain terms to stay away from each other.\u00a0 Thus far, a disappointing but not surprising trip through the education industry.<\/p>\n<p><strong>FAST FORWARD<\/strong>: Last week both boys find themselves in the same group.\u00a0 The punk steals some candy from one in the group, and the boy &#8211; Mr. Five Day Suspension &#8211; elects to join in the chase. The punk falls down and the boy stands over him, one leg above his torso, in a universal sign of male dominance.\u00a0 No one touched anyone.\u00a0 Just then, two parents come around the corner and, based on what they are seeing, interpolate what <em>must<\/em> have happened previously.\u00a0 This\u00a0same 11 year old boy is reported to have, once again, kicked the punk.\u00a0 The principal launches an &#8220;investigation&#8221; and commences to <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/15290\/on-the-education-of-an-11-year-old\/#more-15290\" class=\"more-link\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>REWIND: Roughly one month ago, an 11 year old boy was in an altercation during recess. A classmate, known for his &#8220;unorthodox&#8221; playing style, decided to\u00a0turn and throw a ball into his face from nearly point-blank range. This &#8220;unorthodox&#8221;\u00a0classmate apparently thought it was very funny, and as the boy got\u00a0up off the ground &#8211; hurt [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":36,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[251],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-15290","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"hentry","6":"category-big-mother","8":"no-featured-image"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":6893,"url":"https:\/\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/6893\/keeping-it-light-for-friday-the-13th\/","url_meta":{"origin":15290,"position":0},"title":"Keeping It Light For Friday The 13th","author":"Doug Quance","date":"February 13, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"Sometimes You Have To Push The Seriousness Away. 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