{"id":16261,"date":"2012-12-30T11:12:27","date_gmt":"2012-12-30T18:12:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/?p=16261"},"modified":"2012-12-30T11:15:16","modified_gmt":"2012-12-30T18:15:16","slug":"things-to-do-in-denver-when-all-you-can-say-is-smie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/16261\/things-to-do-in-denver-when-all-you-can-say-is-smie\/","title":{"rendered":"Things to do in Denver when all you can say is “SMIE!”"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"Jay

“Please don’t shoot me! I’m your buddy, I swear…”<\/em><\/p><\/div>\n

The Knights Who Say “SMIE!”<\/a>, spewers of beguiling lies, get their heads handed to them in Denver<\/a>, but like all good shills, they just keep on spewing.<\/p>\n

Don’t say I didn’t warn you<\/a>…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“Please don’t shoot me! I’m your buddy, I swear…” The Knights Who Say “SMIE!”, spewers of beguiling lies, get their heads handed to them in Denver, but like all good shills, they just keep on spewing. Don’t say I didn’t warn you…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[524,6,5,25],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-16261","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"hentry","6":"category-fun-with-vendorsluts","7":"category-marketing","8":"category-real-estate","9":"category-zillowcom","11":"no-featured-image"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":15857,"url":"https:\/\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/15857\/todd-carpenter-joins-the-knights-who-say-smie\/","url_meta":{"origin":16261,"position":0},"title":"Todd Carpenter joins the Knights Who Say SMIE!","author":"Greg Swann","date":"April 12, 2012","format":false,"excerpt":"Todd Carpenter, the National Association of Realtors' official In-House Social Media Judas Goat, has announced that he is leaving that charnel house of corruption for the slightly-less-corrupt Trulia.com. 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