{"id":16574,"date":"2019-12-02T11:27:44","date_gmt":"2019-12-02T18:27:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/?p=16574"},"modified":"2019-12-02T11:29:32","modified_gmt":"2019-12-02T18:29:32","slug":"ibuyers-and-me-you-need-a-realtor-like-you-need-an-undertaker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/16574\/ibuyers-and-me-you-need-a-realtor-like-you-need-an-undertaker\/","title":{"rendered":"#iBuyers and me: You need a Realtor like you need an undertaker!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pardon my absence. More work means less time to write about it. I\u2019ve been writing a ton about #iBuyers, actually, but I\u2019ve been doing it from <a href=\"https:\/\/ibuyerspy.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">iBuyerSpy.com<\/a>. I encourage you to pursue my work there, and I vow to share some of it back here, as well.<\/p>\n<p>Here\u2019s a sample to get us started: iBuyers can\u2019t close. Their ineptitude is your opportunity.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"480\" height=\"270\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/1ItRGWnlF8o\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen=\"\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pardon my absence. More work means less time to write about it. I\u2019ve been writing a ton about #iBuyers, actually, but I\u2019ve been doing it from iBuyerSpy.com. I encourage you to pursue my work there, and I vow to share some of it back here, as well. Here\u2019s a sample to get us started: iBuyers [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-16574","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"hentry","6":"category-real-estate","8":"no-featured-image"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":17096,"url":"https:\/\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/17096\/a-fun-fact-about-ibuyers-every-buy-box-is-redlining\/","url_meta":{"origin":16574,"position":0},"title":"A fun fact about #iBuyers? Every buy-box is redlining.","author":"Greg Swann","date":"September 22, 2020","format":false,"excerpt":"The image is a map of Zillow's sold iBuyer homes in the densest parts of Metropolitan Phoenix. See that Madonana-like shape running West from the I-17 Freeway. Looks like a pregnant single-mom, doesn't it? The poster-child of fair-housing law, right there on the map. Looks like redlining, doesn't it? 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I've snarked about it here and there, but that's all, so far. I wrote a ton about iBuying last Summer, but by now it all seems quite a bit less urgent. There are a lot more of them\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;iBuyers&quot;","block_context":{"text":"iBuyers","link":"https:\/\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/category\/ibuyers\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/tierra-mallorca-rgJ1J8SDEAY-unsplash-480x360.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":17336,"url":"https:\/\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/17336\/the-ibuyers-are-super-good-at-mulcting-buyers-agents-with-science-thats-why-they-cant-price\/","url_meta":{"origin":16574,"position":2},"title":"The #iBuyers are super good at mulcting buyer\u2019s agents with science. That\u2019s why they\u00a0can\u2019t\u00a0price.","author":"Greg Swann","date":"October 20, 2020","format":false,"excerpt":"Mike DelPrete is worth reading, so long as you understand that, like The Inglorious Knob, he is one with The Borg. Just lately I mentioned that the iBuyers in Phoenix are nicking buyer's agents for commission \u2013 which is just the kind of dick move you expect from financially-inept sociopaths.\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Group Therapy&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Group Therapy","link":"https:\/\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/category\/group-therapy\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/aidan-bartos-v9rZ3Yz6fSg-unsplash-1-480x320.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":18028,"url":"https:\/\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/18028\/overnight-news-if-ibuyers-sell-slowly-and-weakly-in-an-impossibly-easy-market-how-much-worse-will-they-do-when-the-worm-turns\/","url_meta":{"origin":16574,"position":3},"title":"Overnight News: If iBuyers sell slowly and weakly in an impossibly-easy market, how much worse will they do when the worm\u00a0turns?","author":"Greg Swann","date":"April 7, 2021","format":false,"excerpt":"Real estate is kids and dogs, but real estate sales is entrepreneurs. 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Hardly anyone knows how to build a magnetic website, but lots and lots of people know how to flip houses. Here's more\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Group Therapy&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Group Therapy","link":"https:\/\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/category\/group-therapy\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"Ya think it's easy?","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/BHBNewTopImage-300x225.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":16626,"url":"https:\/\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/16626\/whats-your-new-ibuyer-strategy-steal-this-script-and-run-with-it\/","url_meta":{"origin":16574,"position":5},"title":"What&#8217;s your new #iBuyer strategy? Steal this script and run with it.","author":"Greg Swann","date":"August 21, 2020","format":false,"excerpt":"When I built iBuyerSpy.com, I had anticipated writing software that would have generated the main content of the site. 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