{"id":17081,"date":"2020-09-21T06:53:41","date_gmt":"2020-09-21T13:53:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/?p=17081"},"modified":"2020-09-21T06:53:41","modified_gmt":"2020-09-21T13:53:41","slug":"overnight-news-the-new-normal-911-is-a-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/17081\/overnight-news-the-new-normal-911-is-a-joke\/","title":{"rendered":"Overnight News: The new normal? 911 is a joke."},"content":{"rendered":"

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\u201cThey craved paradise, propped up another Pol\u00a0Pot.\u201d<\/p><\/div>What’s the really important news? Stock up on non-perishables, especially items with complex supply chains. And figure out how you’re going to eat, if the food deliveries are interrupted. Welcome to the Third World, y’all…<\/p>\n

Forbes:<\/strong> More Homeowners Are House Rich As Equity Rises In 2nd Quarter.<\/a> CTRL-F ‘riot’; not found.<\/p>\n

Forbes:<\/strong> The Great Rent Strike Of 2020: Shaping The Future Of Commercial Lease Agreements.<\/a><\/p>\n

Minneapolis Star Tribune:<\/strong> New look at police stats shows the spread of violent crime across Minneapolis this summer.<\/a><\/p>\n

New York Post:<\/strong> Andrew Cuomo and Bill de Blasio sure seem bent on pushing you to flee New York.<\/a><\/p>\n

HotAir.com:<\/strong> Portland Emergency 911 Call Goes Unanswered For More Than An Hour And A Half.<\/a><\/p>\n

The College Fix:<\/strong> As colleges go bankrupt due to COVID, higher education will actually get better: op-ed.<\/a><\/p>\n

PowerLine:<\/strong> Princeton Squirms.<\/a><\/p>\n

American Greatness:<\/strong> Americans Know What Time It Is.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u201cThey craved paradise, propped up another Pol\u00a0Pot.\u201dWhat’s the really important news? Stock up on non-perishables, especially items with complex supply chains. And figure out how you’re going to eat, if the food deliveries are interrupted. Welcome to the Third World, y’all… Forbes: More Homeowners Are House Rich As Equity Rises In 2nd Quarter. CTRL-F ‘riot’; […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-17081","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"hentry","6":"category-real-estate","8":"no-featured-image"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":3282,"url":"https:\/\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/3282\/casual-friday-caption-this-photo\/","url_meta":{"origin":17081,"position":0},"title":"Casual Friday: Caption this photo","author":"Greg Swann","date":"June 27, 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"My entry: \"Because I happen to like Argyle socks, that's why!\"","rel":"","context":"In "Casual Friday"","block_context":{"text":"Casual Friday","link":"https:\/\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/category\/casual-friday\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":3822,"url":"https:\/\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/3822\/caption-this-photo-president-bush-at-the-olympics\/","url_meta":{"origin":17081,"position":1},"title":"Caption this photo: President Bush at the Olympics","author":"Greg Swann","date":"August 9, 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"My entry: \"A gentleman always makes eye-contact.\"","rel":"","context":"In "Casual Friday"","block_context":{"text":"Casual Friday","link":"https:\/\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/category\/casual-friday\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":8385,"url":"https:\/\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/8385\/caption-me-this-magnum\/","url_meta":{"origin":17081,"position":2},"title":"Caption Me This Magnum","author":"Brian Brady","date":"May 13, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"My vote?\u00a0 \"Who let Higgins in to your closet, Thomas? \" Sometimes, you just gotta have a sense of humor.","rel":"","context":"In "Casual Friday"","block_context":{"text":"Casual Friday","link":"https:\/\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/category\/casual-friday\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":3289,"url":"https:\/\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/3289\/shout-out-a-toast-to-life-abundant-and-caption-this-photo\/","url_meta":{"origin":17081,"position":3},"title":"Shout out a toast to life abundant — and caption this photo","author":"Greg Swann","date":"June 28, 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"Sez me: \"Bill Gates stole this facial expression from me and I want it back!\"","rel":"","context":"In "Casual Friday"","block_context":{"text":"Casual Friday","link":"https:\/\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/category\/casual-friday\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":14685,"url":"https:\/\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/14685\/caption-obama-before-his-face-freezes-like-that\/","url_meta":{"origin":17081,"position":4},"title":"Caption Obama — before his face freezes like that.","author":"Greg Swann","date":"June 15, 2011","format":false,"excerpt":"My vote: \"I don't get it. 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