{"id":18093,"date":"2021-05-01T07:06:04","date_gmt":"2021-05-01T14:06:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/?p=18093"},"modified":"2021-05-01T07:06:04","modified_gmt":"2021-05-01T14:06:04","slug":"overnight-news-love-for-lease-how-badly-must-you-misunderstand-money-to-finance-a-dog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/18093\/overnight-news-love-for-lease-how-badly-must-you-misunderstand-money-to-finance-a-dog\/","title":{"rendered":"Overnight News: Love for lease? How badly must you misunderstand money to finance a\u00a0dog?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><div id=\"attachment_16586\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-16586\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-16586\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/BHBNewTopImage-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"Ya think it's easy?\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/BHBNewTopImage-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/BHBNewTopImage.jpg 320w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-16586\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">\u201cIf forty bucks is still too much for you, there are wonderful free puppies in cardboard boxes all over\u00a0town.\u201d<\/p><\/div><a href=\"http:\/\/selfadoration.com\/how-did-reggie-and-shake-buy-their-way-into-adulthood-with-bitcoin-of-course\/9847\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">There really is a Crazy Linda,<\/a> and she really does call herself that, and she really does go to the puppy store at the Arrowhead Mall every day. I can&#8217;t imagine what the past year has done to her \u2013 not locked in, but locked out of much of her meandering.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know what happened to the puppy store, either, but there sure are a lot of new puppies out there. And here&#8217;s something else I didn&#8217;t know \u2013 the big-duh secret sauce of the puppy business: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.wcvb.com\/article\/companies-agree-to-fines-after-illegally-leasing-dogs-to-families-in-massachusetts\/36290890\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Puppies are financed.<\/a> Just like used cars \u2013 and I mean <em>just<\/em> like used cars.<\/p>\n<p>How stupid is that? For forty bucks at the pound you can get a better dog, and they&#8217;ll throw in a nylon lead. Fussy about purebreds \u2013 because you like \u2019em hot and crazy? Over the years, we scored two Bloodhounds, an English Coonhound and a Redbone Coonhound \u2013 all purebred, all rescues.<\/p>\n<p>It happens that I am socializing a four-figure dog just now \u2013 paid for in cash, I should note \u2013 a French Bulldog named Cleo, and I love her to distraction. But the dog who loved me best in the world was Shyly, a Chow\/Labrador mutt, an Arizona disaster with four inches of black fur in all directions, passed on twice by other families. Smart, fun, loyal, always by my side.<\/p>\n<p>A few weeks ago, Cleo and I met a nerdy couple at the park \u2013 with their puppy and their dog trainer. The dog was a Belgian Malinois \u2013 TV-famous for running down Islamofascist  terrorists. Why were they buying dog training? Because they were overmatched by their oh-so-fashionable, hyper-dominant puppy. The dog was literally taking over, blocking their access in their own home \u2013 itself probably also too much for them!<\/p>\n<p>Funny to me, anyway \u2013 this Scottish Terrier couple with a GI Joe dog. It&#8217;s funnier still to think that the dog might be financed \u2013 at credit-card interest.<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>In other news:<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Housing Wire:<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.housingwire.com\/articles\/housing-starts-are-rising-despite-cost-to-buyers\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Housing starts are rising, <\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/18093\/overnight-news-love-for-lease-how-badly-must-you-misunderstand-money-to-finance-a-dog\/#more-18093\" class=\"more-link\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cIf forty bucks is still too much for you, there are wonderful free puppies in cardboard boxes all over\u00a0town.\u201dThere really is a Crazy Linda, and she really does call herself that, and she really does go to the puppy store at the Arrowhead Mall every day. I can&#8217;t imagine what the past year has done [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[29,26,6,5],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-18093","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"hentry","6":"category-group-therapy","7":"category-lending","8":"category-marketing","9":"category-real-estate","11":"no-featured-image"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":18060,"url":"https:\/\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/18060\/overnight-news-the-first-rule-of-riot-club\/","url_meta":{"origin":18093,"position":0},"title":"Overnight News: The first rule of Riot\u00a0Club&#8230;","author":"Greg Swann","date":"April 18, 2021","format":false,"excerpt":"I am training a puppy this weekend, so my concentration comes in batches as big as 90 seconds at a time. 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What is happening to real estate values in the core \u2013 not the ring suburbs \u2013 of the\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Group Therapy&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Group Therapy","link":"https:\/\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/category\/group-therapy\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"Ya think it's easy?","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/BHBNewTopImage-300x225.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":3197,"url":"https:\/\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/3197\/bloodhoundblog-in-the-terrible-twos-and-the-me-me-me-meme\/","url_meta":{"origin":18093,"position":3},"title":"BloodhoundBlog in the terrible two&#8217;s and the me-me-me meme","author":"Greg Swann","date":"June 2, 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"I had mail last night from a sweet kid who wanted to tag me in what she called a MeMe game. 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