{"id":18620,"date":"2021-11-23T05:38:05","date_gmt":"2021-11-23T12:38:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/?p=18620"},"modified":"2021-11-23T05:38:05","modified_gmt":"2021-11-23T12:38:05","slug":"overnight-news-if-you-laughed-when-kyle-rittenhouse-said-we-all-know-how-the-fbi-works-the-joke-is-on-all-of-us","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/18620\/overnight-news-if-you-laughed-when-kyle-rittenhouse-said-we-all-know-how-the-fbi-works-the-joke-is-on-all-of-us\/","title":{"rendered":"Overnight News: If you laughed when Kyle Rittenhouse said, \u201cWe all know how the FBI works\u201d \u2013 the joke is on all of\u00a0us."},"content":{"rendered":"

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\u201cWhat do you call a dog who is good at guile? The Imaginary\u00a0Dog.\u201d<\/p><\/div>Much of my speech is ironical. I am a poet, to begin with, and I hate to bore my own ears. And I am a Swann boy, raised into a rapid-fire verbal wit: Homophones, definition-swaps, non sequiturs \u2013 work it and work with it fast or be swept away in the vortex. And: I am Loki from my father, my mother, her father, her brother \u2013 and from my own delight in trickery.<\/p>\n

Accordingly, to speak with me is kind of a shit test: I can tell right away if you are actually listening to me, since you won’t get the jokes if you’re not. The good news is, if you are listening, I know you will be listening when we get to the parts of the conversation that are not deliberately inverted for comic effect. But before even that, there is simply this: People who are awake enough to laugh at the world are awake.<\/p>\n

Last night on “Tucker Carlson Tonight,” Kyle Rittenhouse issued an unintentionally-comic national shit test: “We all know how the FBI works.” He wasn’t being ironical, alas, but everyone who laughed knows he is telling the truth.<\/p>\n

In other news:<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Redfin.com:<\/strong> Housing Market Cooled in October, But Relief For Homebuyers Was Short-Lived.<\/a><\/p>\n

TheHill.com:<\/strong> Electric car chargers to be required in new homes in England.<\/a><\/p>\n

Andrea Widburg:<\/strong> Tucker Carlson\u2019s interview with Kyle Rittenhouse is fascinating.<\/a><\/p>\n

Seth Barron:<\/strong> Trial By Jury Needs No Fixing: Outraged by the Kyle Rittenhouse verdict, the Left claims that the American justice system is illegitimate.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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