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It’s Friday and it’s five o’clock. I’ll take a little break from the serious stuff and point you to the latest from those pinstriped, spider leg pullers<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Oh, yeah. We’re seeing red in San Diego; Sedona Red<\/a>.<\/p>\n

It’s almost October.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It’s Friday and it’s five o’clock. I’ll take a little break from the serious stuff and point you to the latest from those pinstriped, spider leg pullers. Oh, yeah. We’re seeing red in San Diego; Sedona Red. 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