{"id":2027,"date":"2007-10-12T09:50:57","date_gmt":"2007-10-12T16:50:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/?p=2027"},"modified":"2007-10-12T09:52:13","modified_gmt":"2007-10-12T16:52:13","slug":"does-anyone-know-any-good-blogging-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/2027\/does-anyone-know-any-good-blogging-jokes\/","title":{"rendered":"Does anyone know any good blogging jokes?"},"content":{"rendered":"

I am a part of a panel presentation on blogging<\/a> next week and want to add some levity. The problem is: I’m not funny.<\/p>\n

I’m trying to find jokes about blogging on the Internet and I can’t find a bona fide laugher. <\/p>\n

Q. Why did the blogger cross the road?
\nA. Because the WIFI signal was stronger there.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Does anybody have blogging jokes to share? In the absence of jokes, I’ll write them. And it won’t be pretty.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I am a part of a panel presentation on blogging next week and want to add some levity. The problem is: I’m not funny. I’m trying to find jokes about blogging on the Internet and I can’t find a bona fide laugher. Q. Why did the blogger cross the road? A. 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