{"id":2027,"date":"2007-10-12T09:50:57","date_gmt":"2007-10-12T16:50:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/?p=2027"},"modified":"2007-10-12T09:52:13","modified_gmt":"2007-10-12T16:52:13","slug":"does-anyone-know-any-good-blogging-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/2027\/does-anyone-know-any-good-blogging-jokes\/","title":{"rendered":"Does anyone know any good blogging jokes?"},"content":{"rendered":"

I am a part of a panel presentation on blogging<\/a> next week and want to add some levity. The problem is: I’m not funny.<\/p>\n

I’m trying to find jokes about blogging on the Internet and I can’t find a bona fide laugher. <\/p>\n

Q. Why did the blogger cross the road?
\nA. Because the WIFI signal was stronger there.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Does anybody have blogging jokes to share? In the absence of jokes, I’ll write them. And it won’t be pretty.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I am a part of a panel presentation on blogging next week and want to add some levity. The problem is: I’m not funny. I’m trying to find jokes about blogging on the Internet and I can’t find a bona fide laugher. Q. Why did the blogger cross the road? A. Because the WIFI signal […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":14,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-2027","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"hentry","6":"category-real-estate","8":"no-featured-image"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":17333,"url":"https:\/\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/17333\/overnight-news-heard-any-good-jokes-lately\/","url_meta":{"origin":2027,"position":0},"title":"Overnight News: \u201cHeard any good jokes lately?\u201d","author":"Greg Swann","date":"October 20, 2020","format":false,"excerpt":"Can't seem to get a grip on the news? 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