{"id":2431,"date":"2007-12-26T20:40:32","date_gmt":"2007-12-27T03:40:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/?p=2431"},"modified":"2007-12-26T21:19:23","modified_gmt":"2007-12-27T04:19:23","slug":"thinking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/2431\/thinking\/","title":{"rendered":"Thinking"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now and then &#8212; just to loosen up. <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"414\" alt=\"Fake Greg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/12\/Fake%20Greg.jpg\" width=\"350\" align=\"right\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Inevitably, though, one thought led to another, and soon I was more than just a social thinker.I began to think alone &#8212; &#8220;to relax,&#8221; I told myself &#8212; but I knew it wasn&#8217;t true. Thinking became more and more important to me, and finally I was thinking all the time.<\/p>\n<p>That was when things began to sour at home. One evening I turned off the TV and asked my wife about the meaning of life. She spent that night at her mother&#8217;s.I began to think on the job. I knew that thinking and employment don&#8217;t mix, but I couldn&#8217;t help myself.<\/p>\n<p>I began to avoid friends at lunchtime so I could read Thoreau, Muir, Confucius and Kafka. I would return to the office dizzied and confused, asking, &#8220;What is it exactly we are doing here?&#8221;One day the boss called me in. He said, &#8220;Listen, I like you, and it hurts me to say this, but your thinking has become a real problem. If you don&#8217;t stop thinking on the job, you&#8217;ll have to find another job.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>This gave me a lot to think about. I came home early after my conversation with the boss. &#8220;Honey,&#8221; I confessed, &#8220;I&#8217;ve been thinking&#8230;&#8221;&#8221;I know you&#8217;ve been thinking,&#8221; she said, &#8220;and I want a divorce!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;But Honey, surely it&#8217;s not that serious.&#8221; &#8220;It is serious,&#8221; she said, lower lip aquiver.&#8221;You think as much as college professors and college professors don&#8217;t make any money, so if you keep on thinking, we won&#8217;t have any money!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;That&#8217;s a faulty syllogism,&#8221; I said impatiently.She exploded in tears of rage and frustration, but I was in no mood to deal with the emotional drama.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m going to the library,&#8221; I snarled as I stomped out the door.I headed for the library, in the mood for some Nietzsche. I roared into the parking lot with NPR on the radio and ran up to the big glass doors.<\/p>\n<p>They didn&#8217;t open. The library was closed.To this day, I believe that a Higher Power was looking out for me that <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/2431\/thinking\/#more-2431\" class=\"more-link\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now and then &#8212; just to loosen up. Inevitably, though, one thought led to another, and soon I was more than just a social thinker.I began to think alone &#8212; &#8220;to relax,&#8221; I told myself &#8212; but I knew it wasn&#8217;t true. 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