{"id":2649,"date":"2008-02-23T23:47:34","date_gmt":"2008-02-24T06:47:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/?p=2649"},"modified":"2008-02-23T23:52:15","modified_gmt":"2008-02-24T06:52:15","slug":"allow-me-to-divert-your-attention-for-a-moment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/2649\/allow-me-to-divert-your-attention-for-a-moment\/","title":{"rendered":"Allow Me To Divert Your Attention For A Moment. . ."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>SO. What an entirely eventful week. When I&#8217;m done here, you may be shaking your head in disbelief, but YOU JUST CAN&#8217;T MAKE THIS STUFF UP. Every single thing contained herein is the truth, and all of it has occurred within the last 7 days.<\/p>\n<p>First, on a routine visit to the doctor&#8217;s office with my oldest son Hayden, I am informed by the physician that he has a very irregular heartbeat, and needs to be transported to Phoenix Children&#8217;s Hospital by ambulance, immediately, for more thorough testing. Of course, there&#8217;s an 8 hr line at the hospital for the paediatric cardiologist.\u00a0 Both of my sons are my absolute LIFE. You can imagine. . .<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/s157.photobucket.com\/albums\/t72\/therealtybutler\/?action=view&amp;current=HaydenPianoComp.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" width=\"215\" src=\"http:\/\/i157.photobucket.com\/albums\/t72\/therealtybutler\/HaydenPianoComp.jpg\" alt=\"Photobucket\" height=\"307\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m happy to report that 48 excruciating life-times (hours) after that, my wife and I were informed that my son is fine. An exuberant new doctor made an overly cautious judgement call on a sinus arythmia (A common and harmless irregular heart-beat\u00a0 caused by. . .breathing; it is especially common in children between the ages of 3 and 6).\u00a0 Wow. That sucked. Try to settle in for some seriously needed &#8220;do-over\u00a0sleep&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Second, my cat Jasper, whom my wife and I picked up from the Humane Society in early January of 1990 passed away. This cat was 18 years old. He had been with my wife and I since just a few weeks after we began dating.\u00a0 I&#8217;d never had a cat like this one in my life. He was the most mellow, laid-back, snuggly cat I&#8217;ve ever has the pleasure of loving. Here&#8217;s me and him a month or so after we got him.\u00a0 (Don&#8217;t laugh at me. I was 18, and I&#8217;m fairly certain I was stoned.)<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/s157.photobucket.com\/albums\/t72\/therealtybutler\/?action=view&amp;current=MeJasperKittenComp.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" width=\"213\" src=\"http:\/\/i157.photobucket.com\/albums\/t72\/therealtybutler\/MeJasperKittenComp.jpg\" alt=\"Photobucket\" height=\"327\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/s157.photobucket.com\/albums\/t72\/therealtybutler\/?action=view&amp;current=MeJasperKitten.jpg\"><\/a>Eighteen years later, here we both are, much older and wiser. (This picture was taken about 4 hours before he breathed his last in my arms.)<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/s157.photobucket.com\/albums\/t72\/therealtybutler\/?action=view&amp;current=MeOldJasperComp.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" width=\"205\" src=\"http:\/\/i157.photobucket.com\/albums\/t72\/therealtybutler\/MeOldJasperComp.jpg\" alt=\"Photobucket\" height=\"334\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>About mid-morning today, as I&#8217;m burying my cat\u00a0in\u00a0the sunny spot under his favorite tree, my mother calls to tell me that my sister, who is 31 years old, and pregnant, has suffered internal bleeding from a tubal pregnancy. The baby is gone, and my sister comes close <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/2649\/allow-me-to-divert-your-attention-for-a-moment\/#more-2649\" class=\"more-link\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>SO. What an entirely eventful week. When I&#8217;m done here, you may be shaking your head in disbelief, but YOU JUST CAN&#8217;T MAKE THIS STUFF UP. Every single thing contained herein is the truth, and all of it has occurred within the last 7 days. First, on a routine visit to the doctor&#8217;s office with [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":19,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[62,29,5],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-2649","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"hentry","6":"category-dirty-laundry","7":"category-group-therapy","8":"category-real-estate","10":"no-featured-image"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":8793,"url":"https:\/\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/8793\/unchained-melody-at-heavens-gate\/","url_meta":{"origin":2649,"position":0},"title":"Unchained Melody at Heaven&#8217;s Gate","author":"Teri Lussier","date":"June 7, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"I'm spending time in a hospital as the mother of a patient, but this is not about transparency. 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