{"id":6250,"date":"2008-12-24T22:56:22","date_gmt":"2008-12-25T05:56:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/?p=6250"},"modified":"2008-12-24T22:56:22","modified_gmt":"2008-12-25T05:56:22","slug":"holiday-greetings-from-the-left-coast","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/6250\/holiday-greetings-from-the-left-coast\/","title":{"rendered":"Holiday Greetings from the left coast"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A classic Holiday (er, winter solstice) Greeting from a friend in Lodi (hat tip to Rolff):<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit my best wishes\u00a0<br \/>\nfor an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,\u00a0<br \/>\nnon-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice\u00a0<br \/>\nholiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the\u00a0<br \/>\nreligious persuasion or secular practices of your choice, with\u00a0<br \/>\nrespect for the religious\/secular persuasions and\/or traditions of\u00a0<br \/>\nothers, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all;<\/p>\n<p>PLUS<\/p>\n<p>A fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically\u00a0<br \/>\nuncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted\u00a0<br \/>\ncalendar year, but not without due respect for the calendars of\u00a0<br \/>\nchoice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped\u00a0<br \/>\nmake America great, (not to imply that America is necessarily greater\u00a0<br \/>\nthan any other country or is the only &#8220;AMERICA&#8221; in the western\u00a0<br \/>\nhemisphere), and without regard to race, creed, color, age, physical\u00a0<br \/>\nability, religious faith, or choice of computer platform.<\/p>\n<p>(Disclaimer: By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these\u00a0<br \/>\nterms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is\u00a0<br \/>\nfreely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It\u00a0<br \/>\nimplies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the\u00a0<br \/>\nwishes for her\/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by\u00a0<br \/>\nlaw, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish\u00a0<br \/>\nis warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of\u00a0<br \/>\ngood tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a\u00a0<br \/>\nsubsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is\u00a0<br \/>\nlimited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the\u00a0<br \/>\nsole discretion of the wisher who assumes no responsibility for any\u00a0<br \/>\nunintended emotional stress these greetings may bring to those not\u00a0<br \/>\ncaught up in the holiday spirit.)<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>And you wonder why they can&#8217;t balance the budget in California.. Merry Christmas..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A classic Holiday (er, winter solstice) Greeting from a friend in Lodi (hat tip to Rolff): Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit my best wishes\u00a0 for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,\u00a0 non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice\u00a0 holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the\u00a0 religious persuasion or [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":25,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,2],"tags":[278],"class_list":{"0":"post-6250","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"hentry","6":"category-blogging","7":"category-general","8":"tag-holiday-greetings","10":"no-featured-image"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":13873,"url":"https:\/\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/13873\/lunar-eclipse-winter-solstice-12212010\/","url_meta":{"origin":6250,"position":0},"title":"Lunar Eclipse Winter Solstice 12\/21\/2010","author":"Tom Johnson","date":"December 31, 2010","format":false,"excerpt":"The last time a lunar eclipse happened on the winter solstice was in 1638. 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