{"id":688,"date":"2006-11-26T08:48:24","date_gmt":"2006-11-26T15:48:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/?p=688"},"modified":"2006-11-26T10:04:21","modified_gmt":"2006-11-26T17:04:21","slug":"furious-fusillades-of-blistering-bubblehead-flatulence-foghorn-leghorn-declares-war","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/688\/furious-fusillades-of-blistering-bubblehead-flatulence-foghorn-leghorn-declares-war\/","title":{"rendered":"Furious fusillades of blistering BubbleHead flatulence: Foghorn Leghorn declares &#8220;WAR!&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/KeithTheWanker.jpg\" align=\"right\" hspace=\"6\"\/>Well.<\/p>\n<p>That was even more lame than I expected. Foghorn Leghorn&#8211;er, <a href=\"http:\/\/housingpanic.blogspot.com\/2006\/11\/hp-does-battle-with-unprofessional.html\" target=\"_blank\">Keith at HousingPanic has declared war<\/a> by commanding his troops to&#8230; read.<\/p>\n<p>And to read BloodhoundBlog of all things!<\/p>\n<p>Yeah, that&#8217;ll work&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>The specific marching orders are pretty stupid, but that&#8217;s hardly a surprise.<\/p>\n<p>The troops are supposed to <i>prove<\/i> that the Phoenix housing market has crashed, which has proved to be a problem, given that it hasn&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p>They are supposed to &#8220;flame away, and hard,&#8221; with the objective of chasing away future clients. Do your best, boys. Anyone who will listen to you &#8212; I don&#8217;t want.<\/p>\n<p>This one I love:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Dig up postings, articles and quotes from Greg Swann for all to see. Where he admits having unlicensed or out of work realtors <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/?p=571\" target=\"_blank\">working for him<\/a>.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>The specific post cited says nothing of the sort, but, of course, Keith can&#8217;t read. But most BubbleHeads are much smarter than their &#8220;leader,&#8221; so do please read all you can here. This is one of the most serious real estate weblogs on the net. If you open your minds, you&#8217;ll learn a lot.<\/p>\n<p>There is more &#8212; for example, a repetition of the false charge that I have posted comments at HP &#8212; but the whole call to action is pretty pitiful.<\/p>\n<p>How&#8217;s the war going? I think this comment says it all:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>What a pile of excrement is here in this blog.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a waste of time to try to read blood whatever.<\/p>\n<p>You better go anywhere else on the web.<\/p>\n<p>This site is brain dead.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>In other words, the poster is fighting out of his class and he knows it.<\/p>\n<p>To our BubbleHead visitors: Even if you can&#8217;t stand on your own, surely you can do better than this moron you follow so slavishly&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>And to our regular readers: This will be all heat, no substance. You do not have to respond to every comment &#8212; nor to any of them. They are not paying you for your time. I tend to choose comments by people who are better-behaved and who are raising points I want to talk about.<\/p>\n<p>Ultimately, this has nothing to do with real estate. This is about the wounded vanity of a vile, ignorant <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/688\/furious-fusillades-of-blistering-bubblehead-flatulence-foghorn-leghorn-declares-war\/#more-688\" class=\"more-link\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well. That was even more lame than I expected. Foghorn Leghorn&#8211;er, Keith at HousingPanic has declared war by commanding his troops to&#8230; read. And to read BloodhoundBlog of all things! Yeah, that&#8217;ll work&#8230; The specific marching orders are pretty stupid, but that&#8217;s hardly a surprise. The troops are supposed to prove that the Phoenix housing [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,6,5],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-688","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"hentry","6":"category-blogging","7":"category-marketing","8":"category-real-estate","10":"no-featured-image"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":708,"url":"https:\/\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/708\/foghorn-leghorn-strikes-out-what-if-they-gave-a-war-and-nothing-happened\/","url_meta":{"origin":688,"position":0},"title":"Foghorn Leghorn strikes out: What if they gave a war &#8212; and nothing happened . . . ?","author":"Greg Swann","date":"November 29, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"Well. 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