{"id":7058,"date":"2009-02-23T20:22:44","date_gmt":"2009-02-24T03:22:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/?p=7058"},"modified":"2009-02-23T20:25:04","modified_gmt":"2009-02-24T03:25:04","slug":"taking-little-teeny-steps-toward-single-property-web-sites-on-little-teeny-mobile-web-browsers-on-little-teeny-mobile-phones","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/7058\/taking-little-teeny-steps-toward-single-property-web-sites-on-little-teeny-mobile-web-browsers-on-little-teeny-mobile-phones\/","title":{"rendered":"Taking little teeny steps toward single-property web sites on little teeny mobile web browsers on little teeny mobile phones"},"content":{"rendered":"

Little Teeny Eyes<\/em> by Tom Digby<\/p>\n

Oh we got a new computer but it’s quite a disappointment
\n‘Cause it always gave this same insane advice:
\n“OH YOU NEED LITTLE TEENY EYES FOR READING LITTLE TEENY PRINT
\nLIKE YOU NEED LITTLE TEENY HANDS FOR MILKING MICE.”<\/p>\n

So we re-read the instruction book that came with the computer
\nBut it kept on printing crazy stuff that reads
\nLike: “YOU NEED LITTLE TEENY EYES FOR READING LITTLE TEENY PRINT
\nLIKE YOU NEED LITTLE TEENY SHOES FOR CENTIPEDES.” <\/p>\n

So we got an expert genius and he rewrote all the programs
\nBut we always got results that looked like these:
\n“OH YOU NEED LITTLE TEENY EYES FOR READING LITTLE TEENY PRINT
\nLIKE YOU NEED LITTLE TEENY LICENSE PLATES FOR BEES.”<\/p>\n

Then we tested each resistor, every diode and transistor,
\nBut our electronic brain just raves and rants:
\n“OH YOU NEED LITTLE TEENY EYES FOR READING LITTLE TEENY PRINT
\nLIKE YOU NEED LITTLE BRANDING IRONS FOR BRANDING ANTS.”<\/p>\n

Now we’re looking for a buyer for a crazy mad computer
\nThat will only give out crazy mad advice
\nLike: “YOU NEED LITTLE TEENY EYES FOR READING LITTLE TEENY PRINT
\nLIKE YOU NEED LITTLE TEENY HANDS FOR MILKING MICE.”<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

So I got spammed yesterday for yet another piece of vendorslut crap. TextMyMLS.com<\/a> will send a SMS text message containing details about your listing to a mobile phone-using prospect who requests information from you. The text message can also include photos if the prospect’s phone supports them.<\/p>\n

What do the text messages look like. Look up and you will see a demo screen, as seen on my iPhone. That’s 100% to scale, y’all, and, no, you’re not getting old. These message might look good on other devices, but on the iPhone they’re useless.<\/p>\n

There’s more, of course. TextMyMLS.com is a stealth lead-capture system. When the prospect “texts” for more information, the TextMyMLS system pages the Realtor with the prospects phone number — which is transmitted without the prospect’s knowledge or consent. In addition to the text about the home, possibly unreadable, the prospect also gets spammed with information about the Realtor. And then, of course, the poor punter is stuck having to fend off sales calls for the next 90 days — Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Little Teeny Eyes by Tom Digby Oh we got a new computer but it’s quite a disappointment ‘Cause it always gave this same insane advice: “OH YOU NEED LITTLE TEENY EYES FOR READING LITTLE TEENY PRINT LIKE YOU NEED LITTLE TEENY HANDS FOR MILKING MICE.” So we re-read the instruction book that came with the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[212,29,6,5,19],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-7058","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"hentry","6":"category-flourishing","7":"category-group-therapy","8":"category-marketing","9":"category-real-estate","10":"category-technology","12":"no-featured-image"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":10173,"url":"https:\/\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/10173\/estately-running-in-the-black-congrats-galen\/","url_meta":{"origin":7058,"position":0},"title":"Estately – Running in the black. 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