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I’m not going to buy a CSM from SSMI<\/a>. I’m already a FART.<\/p>\n Ok, you got me. FART’s not a real designation. But if you’re hip, I’m not going to charge you for the right to add some flatulant flare to your business card.<\/p>\n For a limited time only, I’m willing to let you use the FART designation if you can prove any 3 of the following.<\/p>\n I’m not going to buy a CSM from SSMI. I’m already a FART. Fracking Awesome Realtor Technologist Ok, you got me. FART’s not a real designation. You can’t go to any classes and pick up a FART- I cooked this one up in my living room a few minutes ago after overdosing on some grapes […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":50,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-7419","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"hentry","6":"category-technology","8":"no-featured-image"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":9931,"url":"https:\/\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/9931\/is-it-time-for-a-second-vook-at-brad-inmans-latest-brain-fart\/","url_meta":{"origin":7419,"position":0},"title":"Is it time for a second Vook at Brad Inman’s latest brain fart?","author":"Greg Swann","date":"October 2, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"Believe it or don't, just yesterday I was telling Cathleen that I felt remiss in not having made fun of the Vook lately. 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\nYou can’t go to any classes and pick up a FART- I cooked this one up in my living room a few minutes ago after overdosing on some grapes and apricots.<\/p>\n\n
\n niche blog<\/a> from the palm of your hand. And you update it almost every day.<\/li>\n