{"id":757,"date":"2006-12-11T13:45:52","date_gmt":"2006-12-11T20:45:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/?p=757"},"modified":"2007-01-24T23:11:30","modified_gmt":"2007-01-25T06:11:30","slug":"punch-and-pie-at-this-weeks-carnival-of-real-estate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/757\/punch-and-pie-at-this-weeks-carnival-of-real-estate\/","title":{"rendered":"Punch and Pie At This Week&#8217;s Carnival of Real Estate"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In my world, I <i>need<\/i> order, rules. This may be hard to believe when you consider I manage a household that includes thirteen rescue animals and a colony of about a dozen feral cats in our side yard. Ever hear of &#8220;herding cats&#8221;? This is something I <i>try<\/i> to effect every single day. I was the one, for example, who asked Greg to modify his open-forum policy on BHB comments, by removing extreme profanity. I understand that trash talk needs to be trashy or it loses its flavor, but sometimes comments on this site go beyond the pale. For a standard of what&#8217;s acceptable I like to use <a href=\"http:\/\/www.southparkstudios.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">South Park<\/a>. I realize this is a pretty low standard, but IMHO Matt Stone and Trey Parker are so spot on philosophically that I&#8217;ve learned to accept the verisimilitude of the vernacular of their eight-year old characters. If Comedy Central is up to it, then I suppose BloodhoundBlog can be, too.<\/p>\n<p>All of this to get to why I would even care to paraphrase a quote from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/South-Park-Bigger-Longer-Uncut\/dp\/B000022TSW\/sr=8-1\/qid=1165864517\/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1\/103-7874164-0114259?ie=UTF8&#038;s=dvd\" target=\"_blank\">South Park &#8211; Bigger, Longer &#038; Uncut<\/a>. This is a very clever parody on, among other things, Les Miserables. Greg&#8217;s teenaged children have demonstrated to us that we&#8217;ve garbled the Eric Cartman quote, &#8220;people like pie,&#8221; but we remembered this quote by <i>implication<\/i>. There&#8217;s a scene in which the boys are trying to figure out how to get people to care about a meeting they&#8217;ve called to save the world, and Cartman suggests &#8220;more people will come if they think we have punch and pie!&#8221; Actually having punch and pie isn&#8217;t important&#8230; it&#8217;s only important that the people <i>think<\/i> there will be punch and pie, and <i>people like pie<\/i> (I still believe this must be an actual quote in one of the ten-seasons-worth of episodes), so give them what <i>they<\/i> want.<\/p>\n<p>And it&#8217;s with this in mind, that I commend you to this week&#8217;s Carnival of Real Estate, which is up at <a href=\"http:\/\/activerain.com\/blogsview\/25843\/Carnival-of-Real-Estate\" target=\"_blank\">ActiveRain<\/a>, for some punch and pie.<\/p>\n<p>More on me and rules&#8230; When BloodhoundBlog hosted CoRE this past October, we set up a system for ourselves to judge <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/757\/punch-and-pie-at-this-weeks-carnival-of-real-estate\/#more-757\" class=\"more-link\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In my world, I need order, rules. This may be hard to believe when you consider I manage a household that includes thirteen rescue animals and a colony of about a dozen feral cats in our side yard. Ever hear of &#8220;herding cats&#8221;? This is something I try to effect every single day. 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