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Recently<br \/>\nI met a girl who was released<br \/>\nfrom a reformatory, where she<br \/>\nserved time for smothering<br \/>\nher illegitimate child, and I want<br \/>\nvery much to marry her.<br \/>\nMy problem is this:  If I marry<br \/>\nthis girl, should I tell her about my<br \/>\nbrother who is a Realtor?<\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Abby: I have two brothers and two sisters; one brother is a Realtor, the other was just sentenced to death for murder. My mother died from insanity when I was young. My two sisters are prostitutes and my father sells narcotics to feed the family. 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