{"id":7726,"date":"2009-04-08T08:41:38","date_gmt":"2009-04-08T15:41:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/?p=7726"},"modified":"2009-04-10T10:00:37","modified_gmt":"2009-04-10T17:00:37","slug":"if-for-the-real-estate-crowd","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/7726\/if-for-the-real-estate-crowd\/","title":{"rendered":"IF (&#8230;for the real estate crowd)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>A little Hump-Day fun.\u00a0 (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.everypoet.com\/archive\/poetry\/Rudyard_Kipling\/kipling_if.htm\">Apologies to Rudyard Kipling<\/a>.)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>If you can keep your deal when all about you<br \/>\nAre losing theirs and talking of failure to you;<br \/>\nIf you can trust your client when all clients doubt you,<br \/>\nAnd understand their doubting too;<br \/>\nIf you can wait and not be tired of writing offers,<br \/>\nOr, being lied to, don\u2019t deal in lies,<br \/>\nOr, being rejected, don\u2019t deal in scoffers,<br \/>\nAnd yet don\u2019t look too good, nor talk too wise;<\/p>\n<p>If you can dream of clients &#8211; and not make clients your master;<br \/>\nIf you can think of volume &#8211; and not make volume your aim;<br \/>\nIf you can meet with REO agents and short sale specialists<br \/>\nAnd take pride in what you do just the same;<br \/>\nIf you can bear to hear the comps you\u2019ve spoken<br \/>\nTwisted by appraisers to make agents fools,<br \/>\nOr watch the escrow you gave your all to broken,<br \/>\nAnd start again with new marketing tools.<\/p>\n<p>If you can save 10% of all your winnings<br \/>\nAnd run through a prospecting plan,<br \/>\nAnd gain nothing, and start again at your beginnings<br \/>\nAnd never make complaint or show you ran;<br \/>\nIf you can force your assistant and lender and staging pro<br \/>\nTo serve your turn after they want to be gone,<br \/>\nAnd so hold on to that open escrow<br \/>\nWith nothing but the Will to say: \u201cHold on\u201d;<\/p>\n<p>If you can talk with banks and keep your virtue,<br \/>\nOr walk with Brokers &#8211; nor lose the common touch;<br \/>\nIf neither real estate coaches nor time vampires can hurt you;<br \/>\nIf all clients count with you, but none too much;<br \/>\nIf you can fill the unforgiving minute<br \/>\nWith sixty seconds\u2019 of marketing done;<br \/>\nYours is the farm and all the transactions in it,<br \/>\nAnd &#8211; which is more &#8211; this profession will be fun!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A little Hump-Day fun.\u00a0 (Apologies to Rudyard Kipling.) If you can keep your deal when all about you Are losing theirs and talking of failure to you; If you can trust your client when all clients doubt you, And understand their doubting too; If you can wait and not be tired of writing offers, Or, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":36,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[212,29],"tags":[533,78,111],"class_list":{"0":"post-7726","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"hentry","6":"category-flourishing","7":"category-group-therapy","8":"tag-marketing","9":"tag-short-sales","10":"tag-success","12":"no-featured-image"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":6516,"url":"https:\/\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/6516\/please-no-more-listings-i-cant-afford-them\/","url_meta":{"origin":7726,"position":0},"title":"Please No More Listings!  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